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bela:
What does a hemmorhoid look like? What is it? An itchy painful bump in the lining of your ass?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:54:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
stop it you
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:54:28 am)

Cushca:
That sounds like a description of Sleepy.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:54:36 am)

Sleepy:
You should have seen Cushca's fake full-blown theatrical 'fall'. Worthy of an Oscar.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:54:45 am)

bela:
You girls fight like sissies. I want to hear about some real damage. Not this prissy english school girl stuff. Its really boring.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:54:55 am)

Sleepy:
Yes, she is.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:55:07 am)

bela:
I'll send Daria over there to straighten shit out. Be scared.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:55:38 am)

Cushca:
Bring her on.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:55:53 am)

bela:
Or better yet, that girl Zu.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:56:02 am)

Cushca:
She can go on Sleepy's side. She'll need all the help she can get.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:56:09 am)

bela:
Where is your big fat snotty sister through all of this Cushca?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:57:15 am)

Cushca:
Where the fuck did you get that from? Big fat and snotty? Not my sister.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:59:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
Maybe it's just me... but I don't think it's boring. Especially the makeup sex.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:59:13 am)

Cushca:
There'll be no makeup sex here.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:59:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
darn
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:00:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's awfully quiet all of a sudden
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:06:36 pm)

bela:
I just made it up. Just kidding.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:08:17 pm)

bela:
Heruka and his makeup sex. I had no idea what he was talking about. I pictured him in huge black stillettos with red lipstick smeared all over his face wearing crotchless underwear pounding some chick in the back of a Volkswagen in Burger King parking lot.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:09:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You're all full of sugar again aren't you.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:10:41 pm)

Myk Murphy:
What kind of car did you get, decoy? I did not see it mentioned specifically.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:15:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
A Suburban. A big purple Chevy Suburban with captains chair and 47 cup holders.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:20:22 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Big fat and snotty?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:20:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
%78 of American car garages can not hold a Chevy Suburban, but Decoy has a custom made giant three car parking port with bell tower and machine gun turret. So he's fine.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:21:38 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Speaking of football heads, they now sell rubber masks for halloween in the shapes of soccer balls and footballs.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:21:40 pm)

Queenie:
Well, my plan was to come in here this morning, apologize for the grossness of the stories I told yesterday (I got all caught up in the moment), and thank everyone for the entertaining conversation, as it passed the time quite nicely. But I guess that wouldn't matter now.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:21:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Uh oh. I'm stepping away now.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:21:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello Queenie.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:22:48 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Decoy and his giant cars.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:24:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:25:06 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Thankfully, i missed nearly everything yesterday. I will not begin to ask.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:26:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's all in the archives. You really owe yourself a read. later. After a few beers.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:27:41 pm)

Cushca:
And a pint of scotch.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:27:54 pm)

Cushca:
Queenie, you really are the bigger woman.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 12:28:10 pm)