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Holy War I've spent twenty years learning to live In a world that takes back all that it gives But i do not want a war I don't know what's going on In the scenes Behind I worry about it some of the time And I hope there's not a war 'Cause I'm not in for killing another man Defending my holy land As if there's a God who would understand And I would walk across highways To find my fate If that might settle your crude debate But I do not want a war 'Cause I'm not in for killing another man Defending my holy land As if there's a God who would understand Feeding the promised land With blood by my own hand At allah's own command At allah's own command I came up from the desert and here I will die Tooth for tooth and an eye for an eye Though I didn't want a war I went in for killing another man Defending my holy land As if there's a God who would understand As if there's a God who would understand I went in for killing another man Defending my holyland As if there's a God who would understand As if there's a God who would understand oh yeah...
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:22:37 am)
Sleepy:
Erm.. can anyone access the Onion at the moment?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:32:04 am)
bela:
I'm fascinated by all this chemical weapons talk, its intriguing. Something is up because all the bridges going into NYC are heavily guarded and all of that. But then I just read an article in TIME that said that a chemical attack in the near future is very unlikely. Lets try and hash this out with input from the science nerds, CW and Decoy.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:33:14 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's not responding to me either
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:33:33 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm no science nerd, but the NY Times says it's because there was a rash of towel heads applying for liscences to drive tucks carrying hazardous materials and they think they may try to blow up some tunnels or bridges or something. But as Heruka says, the NY Times is crap. http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/26/national/26INQU.html
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:35:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
licenses
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:36:44 am)
Behold the Comet:
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:38:33 am)
Cushca:
Apparently, all the army surplus shops here have sold out of gas masks. But that could be for any reason. All you need is a Terratorial Army convention in town and those babies would off the shelves.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:39:34 am)
Cushca:
That comet is stunning.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:39:46 am)
Cushca:
It's not even a proper comet. Unless I can see a vapour trail, it's just a lump of rock.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:40:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
I want a gas mask
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:40:55 am)
Behold the vapour trail:
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:41:36 am)
bela:
I don't know, I heard that gas masks are going to be pretty useless. I'm not wearing one. I think we have one though. Yeah, I read about those idiots trying to rent the trucks. Why can't they blow up some restaurant in LA?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:42:10 am)
Cushca:
Righty-ho. Now I'll call it a comet.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:42:14 am)
Cushca:
Sleepy just attacked me. She just fucking attacked me. She knocked my bin over and put my stapler and all my pens in my cup of tea.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:45:35 am)
bela:
Cushca, you just gave yourself away as a science nerd.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:45:36 am)
bela:
Kick that slut in the neck.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:46:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
You must have provoked her.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:46:44 am)
Cushca:
It's true. But I'm a science nerd who can kick Sleepy's arse. Now she's in the other room calling me a teenager. She refuses to come and tidy up the carnage that I have created around her desk.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:47:43 am)
Cushca:
She's just come out and rammed her swivel chair at me and it caught me on the ankle and I fell over and she said she was going to put the empty, upturned bin on my head. She's a fucker.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:48:24 am)
bela:
Good god, pull yourselves together. Take a tape gun and strap a big clear piece around her head.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:50:14 am)
Cushca:
Right. Now l'm gonna fucking kill her.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:50:15 am)
Chewing Wax:
What did you do to her?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:50:36 am)
Sleepy:
One day Cushca will grow up. One day.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:50:41 am)
Cushca:
Not soon enough for you grandma. Maybe you should haul your wrinkled old arse back in the other room if you can't be civil.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:51:29 am)
Chewing Wax:
you think?
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:51:34 am)
bela:
I hope not.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:51:52 am)
Sleepy:
She's a compulsive liar. I feel very sorry for her. But then she is 16. Oh, listen. It's Pearl Jam again.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:51:59 am)
Cushca:
Fuck you and your football head.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:52:17 am)
Sleepy:
I wonder if that new Eddie Vedder poster is in stock yet.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:52:19 am)
Cushca:
Maybe you should check if your haemorrhoid cream is in stock.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:53:12 am)
Sleepy:
So, what happened is, Cushca threw my chair on the floor and emptied the bin everywhere and now the poor cleaner has to clear all the mess up.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:53:16 am)
bela:
Haven't you heard? No one is interested in Pearl Jam anymore - they're over - they were after their first album.
(Wed Sep 26, 2001 - 11:53:21 am)