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Queenie:
A few weeks ago a drunk kid stumbled out of the bar and into the street and was nearly killed by a car. And Ken and I are quite certain that it was a bar kid who stole and trashed our van.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:08:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Or zoning is always a good way to get them.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:09:06 pm)

bela:
Go down there and beat him up while hes drunk. I would.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:09:32 pm)

Queenie:
My poor neighbor was actually vomited on by a drunk guy. She was sitting on her front porch and the guy came out of the bar and stumbled over and puked all over her. Can you imagine? I fucking live here! I swear they're going doooooown.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:09:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You ever been to a restaurant in Brooklyn called Marco Polo?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:10:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Now that place was a mob restaurant.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:10:16 pm)

Queenie:
It used to be a quiet place. Not much trouble. But I swear in the last year it's become a skater hangout and those fucking punks are the most disrespectful bunch of assholes I've ever seen. Plus things have really gone downhill since our idiot mayor legalized skateboarding this past spring.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:11:10 pm)

bela:
If that happened to me and I was alone I would push him down on the sidewalk and kick him in the head. I swear. Someone threw a bottle at Daria's head in her bar and she puched him really hard in the head, kicked him in the balls, and threw him out on 1st street, or wherever that bar is.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:11:50 pm)

bela:
Marco Polo? Never heard of it, where the hell is it? In Park Slope or something?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:12:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't know. I was already drunk when we drove there.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:13:09 pm)

bela:
ONe time some guy puked all over the bar at Lakeside and Tom's friend Leslie was bartending. She punched him and took all of his money - like $100 and threw him out in the street. You got to be proactive.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:13:31 pm)

Queenie:
But I'm a lover not a fighter. Besides... I'm afraid to retaliate in violent ways because they all know where I live and I would hate to see what sort of stuff they would do to my home if I fucked with them.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:14:31 pm)

Queenie:
Believe me, I've had fantasies....
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:14:42 pm)

Queenie:
We're going to start videotaping them.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:15:21 pm)

Myk Murphy:
3 words, queenie: "off duty cops". they like stuff like this. any cop friends?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:15:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:

Carroll Gardens.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:16:38 pm)

Queenie:
Um, no I don't think so. But my dad knows lots of them.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:16:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's a nice little bar tucked in the back there. Specially when it's an Open bar.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:17:04 pm)

Queenie:
Saturday night some of the punks stuck a bunch of six packs on the sidewalk and a big jug of wine while they ran into the bar for a minute. My landlord and I quickly snatched them up and hid them up the street. It was fun.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:18:41 pm)

Queenie:
But then they peed everywhere, so there ya go.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:18:55 pm)

bela:
I don't like fighting either, but I have little tolerance for drunk assholes is all, and its easier to stomp on them. Check this out. We know this girl named Zoo, shes Charles Bronson's and Jill Ireland's daughter. Shes really really skinny and sort of fucked in the head - really striking pretty girl - but punk, she plays guitar and all that. Anyway, she was in Darias bar hanging out and some old guy groped her and she pushed him, so he came up and sucker punched her in the mouth and chipped a few of her teeth so she pushed him back, he fell on the floor and she took a bottle and wailed on him - Daria said it was awful, there was blood everywhere and Daria had to call an ambulance. You don't fuck with Charles Bronson man.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:20:05 pm)

Queenie:
Unfortunately the rowdy punks outside my house always move in large packs.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:20:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's the beauty of the shot gun
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:21:24 pm)

bela:
Oh ok, Carroll Gardens. I don't live too far from there. Been there a couple of times. Nice neighborhood.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:21:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You know what I would do?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:43:18 pm)

Queenie:
The more important question is do I care?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:44:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
what?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:44:37 pm)

bela:
I want to know what he would do. This has got to be good. mabe the only laugh I'll have all day. I'm really in a bad mood and I have no money.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:47:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Drano bombs.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:50:36 pm)

bela:
Huh? What is that?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:51:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Gets them hopping.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:54:41 pm)

Detlef Sping:
and they will never procreate.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 5:00:00 pm)

Queenie:
God willing.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 5:20:54 pm)