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Chewing Wax:
He was 42.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:37:18 pm)

bela:
Ken is 42? That is old, considering you're only 25 or something.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:41:56 pm)

bela:
Lets see some birthday pictures. I need a laugh.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:42:13 pm)

Queenie:
He was not 42. And I'm not 25. And I haven't developed my photos yet.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:52:00 pm)

Queenie:
Maybe I'll do that tonight.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:52:05 pm)

Queenie:
But I still don't have a scanner. There's some pictures on the roll that I took of the shitty crappy garbage all over our street. I intend to use them in my aggressive neighborhood assault on the obnoxious bar across the street. You wouldn't believe what those punks were doing sat. night.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:53:17 pm)

Myk Murphy:
a happy birthday to ken, and all that. have the bulls returned to wall street?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:54:30 pm)

Queenie:
They set a record on saturday. I saw no less than four people pissing on the sidewalk outside my window. A new record for sure. Makes you wonder how often it happens that I don't see. One of the guys pissed all over a parked car. His friends thought that was hilarious. Another kid came right up under the window I was standing at (he didn't see me) to piss on the house. I threw the window open and screamed "Don't even think about pissing on my house!" He looks up and says, "I wasn't going to piss on the house, I was going to piss right there" and he points to the flower bed under the window. Like that's OK or something. Fucking skater punk freak ASSHOLES!
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:55:21 pm)

Queenie:
I was so mad my eye was twitching. I've never been eye-twitching mad before.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:56:37 pm)

Queenie:
When I hollared at them to leave this drunk little princess started getting smart with me. Little did she konw, her car had been pissed on thirty minutes before. I got some small comfort from that.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:58:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Boiling oil might just teach them a lesson
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:59:02 pm)

bela:
What kind of bar is it? You should really speak to the bar owners. In my neighborhood, all the bars have huge signs that say "respect the neighbors" and all of that because these bars popped up all around apartment houses and lofts and whatnot. Don't they have a bathroom in that bar?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:59:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
One word. Portland.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:59:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Two words. No. I won't go there.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 3:59:58 pm)

Myk Murphy:
that's funny, none of this was mentioned in my "Discover Portland!" pamphet i got from the tourism board.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:00:23 pm)

bela:
Oh you won't go anywhere you big grandpa.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:00:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm flying to LA in a month. So there.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:01:13 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i'm not an old man!! i'm years younger than you, geezer-girl!
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:01:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
who you calling a grandpa?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:02:06 pm)

bela:
I have to deal with big stupid degos in front of my house going to the restaurant across the street. Big fancy cars, mob families my guess. I like Rocky that works there at takeout, he always says howareah mya mets adoing? I say, Sorry Rocky, I don't care but I hope for my sanity that they get into the superbowl or whatnot.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:03:08 pm)

Myk Murphy:
looks like i'm headed to vegas this fall. i'm going to a conference. i hope i get to wear a fez.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:03:17 pm)

bela:
You grandpa, not Myk who I thought was really old. Geezer girl? I feel like a geezer girl.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:04:17 pm)

Queenie:
I know they have a bathroom there. I've used it myself! But for some reason these guys would rather piss on my trees. The frustrating part is that we're two blocks away from a very wealthy neighborhood, but the benefit of that is that they have a kick-ass neighborhood association and the cops and OLCC always kiss the rich people's asses. So at least we have that going for it. Don't judge all of Portland by my little street though Wax. It really is a lovely, lovely place. And I think no one has ever bothered to complain about the bar before. But that's about to change. I'm gathering dozens of signatures on a little petition for the bar insisting that they get a doorman, post signs, put garbage cans and ashtrays outside, and most importantly, stop selling $2 buckets of beer.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:04:20 pm)

Myk Murphy:
oops, wax was the grandpa in question. he's more like a cranky great-uncle.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:04:33 pm)

Queenie:
If all else fails, we'll go for their liquor license.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:05:11 pm)

bela:
I wouldn't get on Rocky's badside though, you may not come back. ONe time he was across the street and he saw tom and he yelled "hey fatso". Tom wasn't too amused, but Rocky likes us.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:06:38 pm)

bela:
Yeah, find out if they're serving underage in there.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:07:12 pm)

bela:
He calls me sweetheart.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:07:29 pm)

bela:
So if anyone gets out of line with me, I'm telling Rocky.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:07:42 pm)

Queenie:
I know they're not. The bartender told me the OLCC has been hassling them and they card everyone. They even carded me and all I wanted was a Snapple.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:07:54 pm)

Queenie:
The bartender then went on to say that she wishes like hell she had a doorman because she's all alone in there and cannot control the rowdies.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:08:21 pm)

bela:
A snapple at a bar?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:08:23 pm)

bela:
Yeah, some dumb fuck sitting outside of the door making $100 a night will make a big difference.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 4:08:56 pm)