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Decoy:
Yeah but all I saw was the Colts. Budump!
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 9:23:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
I did. It started out okay. Then our secondary vanished.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 9:31:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
And the officials were clearly rooting for the Colts.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 9:33:25 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Ah-ha! We have returned! We braved the coldest September ever known to Australia, and a typhoon in Hong Kong. We are happy to be home.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:01:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
Speaking just for myself, I'm happy you are home.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:10:16 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards. Afternoon Bird.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:10:17 am)

Cushca:
1 second.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:10:27 am)

Cushca:
Difference.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:10:55 am)

Cushca:
I'm posting whilst sitting on his lap. Obviously.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:11:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
I wish
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:12:49 am)

bela:
What a shitty weekend.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:15:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
Ah. Whats the matter?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:17:00 am)

bela:
Nothing is the matter. I'm just exhausted and I spent all weekend running around - topped off by going out to dinner with Tom's mother and his nephew last night. His nephew drove me nuts - that kid is so disgusting - he worked every one of my last fucking nerves.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:25:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. I can't stand that kid.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:26:05 am)

Cushca:
He is quite the shit.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:26:47 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm sure he can be put to good use. Like those realistic doll babies that they give to schoolkids to show them what it's really like to have a baby. You could volunteer the nephew to show the kids that even once the potty training has finished, the shit remains.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:29:40 am)

bela:
And goddamn it, I wish his voice would change. There is nothing more annoying than this high pitched girly voice coming out of a five foot nine, 300 hundered pound 11 year old. His feet are a size 12 and he wears mens XXL. How huge is this monster going to grow. When does puberty hit - as gross as that will be. He can't stand me either, we cleared that away last night.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:30:47 am)

Cushca:
You could tell him that wanking causes weight-gain and just watch him go through a sexually frustrated pubescence. That, at least, would be fun for you.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:33:42 am)

bela:
What would be fun for me is if they sent this blob to boarding school. His father lives around the corner from us now so when he wants to smoke a joint he sends David over our house, or he just shows up unnanounced. REally pisses me off. I don't get it. There are absolutely no boundaries placed on that kid. He watches any movie, any tv he wants, plays any video game - eats whatever and as much as he wants, but he can't watch his loser burn out father - who he hates, smoke a joint. I don't get it. And his father is stoned all of the time or he'll kill someone.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:38:18 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Phone Jerry Springer.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:39:15 am)

bela:
Its true. You wouldn't believe these people.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:41:00 am)

theo:
Good afternoon all..it's getting chilly out in these parts...and yep i watch football yesterday, big mistake.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 10:58:53 am)

theo:

(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:06:31 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hi theo. Good to see you. Sorry about the Lions though.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:12:25 am)

:
An allalu mo wauleen,
My little bag I treasured it;
’Twas stuffed from string to sauleen,
A thousand times I measured it.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:16:38 am)

Sleepy:
Bloody vending machine stole my apple. Hello.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:19:22 am)

Sleepy:
Nice to see Mrs Dr back safe and sound.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:19:40 am)

Cushca:
You should have heard her. Screeching and swearing like a navvy. Shocking.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:20:13 am)

Sleepy:
It was a Washington apple. My favourite. All shiny and red.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:21:12 am)

Sleepy:
Trapped behind dirty plastic doors.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:21:28 am)

Sleepy:
Well, smudgy and old plastic doors.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:21:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
You are poetic you know that?
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:22:44 am)

Sleepy:
That one was called Apple Fury.
(Mon Sep 24, 2001 - 11:24:26 am)