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Queenie:
So did I mention that Sidney's uber-smart?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:14:15 pm)

Queenie:
Just kidding. Won't mention it again. :-)
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:14:32 pm)

bela:
Her sister was so nuts. We all lived in Ireland together and we would get home from the pub really late and she would pull out the hoover and go insane. It was so funny. She would pull the place apart screaming at 2 in the morning, pushing the hoover along like a maniac. And she was really dishonest and she was a med student at Trinity College in Dublin but she didn't have any friends because she was such a snot. She had one friend who was completely out of her mind.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:15:50 pm)

bela:
Zelpha Kittler. I wonder what ever happened to her poor thing. That was the name of the crazy friend. I guess she got knocked up by a Pakistani doctor and had the kid and her country bumpkin parents disowned her. So funny.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:17:13 pm)

Decoy:
Sounds frustrating.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:18:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
At least she was clean
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:18:59 pm)

Decoy:
Do you think so?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:19:10 pm)

Decoy:
Her floors were clean, yes.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:20:37 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Hitler?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:20:48 pm)

bela:
They were really clean girls. I remember she had a crush on this guy we had a code name for and Christina and I were out at this pub we used to go to on Christmas eve and we saw him at the pub so we called Caroline to come out but she didn't want to and then the next day we were watching the news and right after we all had left the pub he got mowed down outside this club and died. She was sort of laughing about it.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:21:21 pm)

Decoy:
Hi Detlef, you great Nazi fag.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:21:25 pm)

Decoy:
Laughed, eh?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:22:01 pm)

bela:
She called him ferret face or something like that. then she started dating this really gross guy that was one of U2s sound techs and on New Years he pushed me in the bathroom and stuck his tounge down my throat but I never told her because I thought they were both gross pigs.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:22:54 pm)

bela:
He was really really gross. All pink and freckly, and bald.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:23:50 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Hello computer gearbox.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:24:31 pm)

bela:
Neil. That was his name. Neil.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:25:18 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Neil? sounds like an idiot.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:26:05 pm)

bela:
Weasel face. Thats what she called him. i never understood why, he didn't look like a weasel.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:27:03 pm)

Queenie:
My brother was almost named Neil. My mom says it was because he was born on the day Neil Armstrong launched into space, but I know the truth is she wanted to name him after Neil Diamond. Fortunately, my father stepped in and stopped her from giving him that gay-ass name.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:27:48 pm)

bela:
He always wore this Joshua Tree tour jacket too. What a jerk.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:28:03 pm)

Queenie:
Did I say gay-ass? I meant... oh wait, that's your guys' joke.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:28:12 pm)

Decoy:
I think we could all use a shower after that story.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:28:42 pm)

bela:
My friend Rick was named after Ricardo Montalban and his brother was named after Greggory Peck.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:28:51 pm)

Detlef Sping:
they called him Peck?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:29:56 pm)

Decoy:
I mean the tongue story. What's wrong with Neil Diamond?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:30:09 pm)

bela:
No, Gregg.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:30:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Alphabetically?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:30:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. What's wrong with Neil Diamond? Now I have Forever in blue jeans in my head. That's great.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:31:32 pm)

Decoy:
I saw an ad on TV last night that had someone singing that and I have been carrying it around since.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:32:31 pm)

Detlef Sping:
First of all Neil Diamond is a woman. a short woman.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:33:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is that true?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:33:59 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Hey what do you think would happen if USA bombed that black rock they all bow to in Mecca, all to shit?
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:35:46 pm)

Detlef Sping:
That would get their attention.
(Mon Sep 17, 2001 - 4:36:13 pm)