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Decoy:
Hmmmf, our mail doesn't arrive until at least 5am.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 9:23:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
Forgive him. He's all messed up on the Vicadin.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:38:34 am)

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(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 2:08:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Roaches® ?
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 8:18:34 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i'm baffled. first that you bought a pauly shore film on video, and then that someone would offer to pay money for a used copy. furthermore, a bidding war is unimaginable.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:07:08 pm)

bela:
The word around here is biological warfare. Everyone is freaking out - I work in Times Squ. How fucking scary is that? They're here, all over the place. I already know someone that took off to Vermont. Finally got my computer straightened out. I think I'll go out tonight. The apathy.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:08:31 pm)

bela:
They're working as cab drivers, in delis - living everyday life, just waiting for a phone call or an email to go down into the subway and pop a canister of cyanide. I think I'll walk to work for the next 3 years, or maybe I'll quit.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:10:17 pm)

bela:
And I can't stand Tom taking his little globe and pointing to it and yelling about this and that! Its driving me nuts!!!!
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:12:26 pm)

bela:
Bye. Have to finish vacuuming.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:12:44 pm)

Queenie:
Someone needs to shove a stiff one right up Jerry Falwell's ass.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:27:38 pm)

Queenie:
Correction, Myk. They are five, count 'em FIVE, Pauly Shore CLASSICS.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:28:07 pm)

Myk Murphy:
hi bela. i don't think you should worry too much about that. the only gasses to be released by new york cabbies will be from their mufflers. delis create their own sort, as well, but we won't discuss that. last time i checked, they don't stock sarin cans at the quickie mart.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:28:56 pm)

Myk Murphy:
people still listen to falwell? did he say something? i'll have to look this up.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 10:29:35 pm)

Queenie:
He and Pat Robertson said some horrible things. Look at USA Today's website.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:05:12 pm)

Decoy:
bela, no way. Relax.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:10:06 pm)

m©:
Pat Robertson? that screwdriver guy?
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:10:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The bio thing is not true. It just isn't.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:11:34 pm)

m©:
yeah relax, it's just people trying to wind you up.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:11:54 pm)

Decoy:
People love to get cranked up. Its just New York, Besides, Myk would know if that was possible.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:13:11 pm)

m©:
It must be absolutely horrorific. there really are no words.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:14:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No words. Let's not let them get to us.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:14:56 pm)

m©:
Take care ..I have a new batch of nano-bots to feed..fancy red ones. Today a popsicle, tommorrow the world.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:16:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The heat of the explosions of the jet fuel was too hot for bio weapons.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:17:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Already the red bots are under our command
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:19:14 pm)

Decoy:
And the black bbbbots.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:21:02 pm)

Myk Murphy:
usa today? read their website? if i must, but i'm only doing this for YOU, queenie. ordinarily i limit my viewing of comics to dilbert and a few others. i recommend that you stick to REAL news organizations.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:23:47 pm)

m©:
I hope bela doesn't vacuum them up. they are "Show class Breeders"
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:24:27 pm)

Queenie:
I don't read USA Today myself. But they happen to be the paper that ran this piece.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:24:46 pm)

m©:
Quiet in the Bunker tonight. just the sounds of thousands of tiny legs being rubbed together. squeakily.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:28:01 pm)

m©:
and the millions of slugs whose slime I harvest for that Asian organic hair gel company.
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:30:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And the almost silent sound of the eels
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:34:53 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i can't seem to find it. it's not mentioned on the front page, and didn't discover a section of their paper called "redneck christian rantings". could you post his thoughtful words here, or provide a link?
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:35:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh
(Sat Sep 15, 2001 - 11:36:49 pm)