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Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 9:51:52 am)

bela:
Shitty morning it is. Tom almost got killed last night. He was coming out of some bar in the rough part of Queens with two guys from his pool team and these 4 huge guys, 2 black, 2 prs came up and just punched one guy in the face. Tom said it was so surreal, the guy just went limp and fell to the ground, there was blood everywhere he said - he must have broken some teeth in the fall. Then they went to punch tom and one of the guys said, leave him alone - shoot that motherfucker, come on, shoot him. So Tom took off and they decked the other guy - got in there car and tried to run him over. So tom got away without a scratch but he was scared. Losers, at some skanky bar at 3 in the morning, what the fuck.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 9:57:22 am)

bela:
Tom was the only white guy there so they most likely wanted to kill him. He felt bad about taking off but he said there was nothing he could do, the one guy was out cold on the pavement. That part is sort of funny. Now those two other guy's faces are all fucked up and they work on Wall street or something.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 9:59:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
I thought New York was safe for white people since Guiliani and his goose stepping police force were in charge.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:05:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm taking the subway from JFK to Brooklyn tomorrow afternoon. Am I going to be safe or should I bring my gun?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:06:23 am)

Decoy:
Guns aren't allowed in NYC, how could this happen?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:12:09 am)

Decoy:
If I win money playing pool, I stay in the bar for at least three hours after the loosers leave. Its just too scary, so I quit playing for money. When I look back on it, I think it was dumb to take drunken people's money playing pool in a bar.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:15:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
I need my pool winnings to bet on the horses.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:16:09 am)

Decoy:
I thought you sold crack to support the ponies?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:19:25 am)

Decoy:
bela, that is truly nuts. Tom should be home with his wife.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:20:38 am)

Kentukians are very close:

(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:22:24 am)

bela:
Ha ha. I'm sure they had a gun, Tom said they were animals, he couldn't believe it. But really, what do you expect at 3 in the morning in a shitty part of town at a sleazy strip bar. Losers. I hope they all learned their lessons. Although I am worried about the one guy they ran over, he went home because he said he wasn't hurt but he could have a blown up spleen or something and not know it. Oh well.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:24:03 am)

bela:
You have to take the A train from JFK I think. Long ride, but not too bad.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:27:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
A train and then the F train. Or something. I have directions.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:28:45 am)

Chewing Wax:
So I'll bring my machete and I'll be fine. Those people understand the concept of giant razor sharp blades.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:29:51 am)

bela:
I thought Decoy was going too, why don't ya'll drive?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:30:15 am)

Chewing Wax:
He's doing something different and our circles will not intersect. It's a big enough city that we can stay out of each other's way. And besides, it's cheaper to fly.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:31:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
I have a certified letter waiting for me to pick up from the IRS. That's can't be good can it?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:34:30 am)

Decoy:
The car is full with the kids, and I am only going as far as Beacon/Newburgh on Friday night.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:47:54 am)

Heruka:
That's the one thing about the town I live in. Nothing ever happens. Nothing. The crime rate is one-tenth the national average. People still leave their doors unlocked here. I'm spoiled.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:51:31 am)

Chewing Wax:
Mayberry, Ohio.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:52:16 am)

bela:
Oh dear. Better off taking the plane. I went to my nephew's first birthday part on Monday and my sister's best friend's kid is this scary genius. Hes 3 years old, speaks in complete sentences, uses words like spire and understands the concept of a radar. He thought the fence in my sister's yard was some sort of irrigation system. I didn't even want to talk to him.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:52:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's tonight. Nice driving weather. Plenty of trees.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:53:03 am)

bela:
But the parents are really smart. Cathy, the mother, who I grew up with is really smart, she went to Harvard and U Michigan and now is a professor of Classics as is her husband - who is Irish. They write nerdy papers that no one understands and all that, but they're really nice people. The kid is cute though, you just want to kick him.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:54:20 am)

Decoy:
Spire? Like in architecture?
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:54:54 am)

Decoy:
You are impressed.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:55:15 am)

bela:
Yeah man. He was studying the Eiffel Tower for a trip when he was two. Give me a fucking break. Once when were 3, my brother stuffed all of my stuffed animals in a doll house and I couldn't figure out how to get them out. Pretty sad.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:56:30 am)

Heruka:
I knew a kid that at 3 years old was reading the newspaper to his family. He became a doctor. Extremely smart.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 10:57:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
How smart can he possibly be if he thinks a fence is an irrigation system? He's just parroting his egg head parents. He sounds border-line retarded to me. Irrigation system. What a freak. Put him in a dress right now.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 11:01:09 am)

bela:
Another scary child. This woman's brothers, who I grew up with as well, are all insane weird genius social retards. The one brother Michael, still lives at home, talks to himself. When we were kids he would gallop around the neighborhood on an invisible horse.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 11:02:27 am)

bela:
Ha ha ha. Thats funny.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 11:02:46 am)

bela:
I guess if you speak to your kid like he's an adult, they process language and progress faster than kids that are spoken to in baby talk. Thats got to be it.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 11:05:00 am)

Heruka:
Trapped in his own little world. I have this somewhat bizarre notion that everyone lives in their own world. They just don't know it. But a personal fantasyland. It would explain the Democratic party and their behavior.
(Fri Sep 7, 2001 - 11:05:25 am)