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bela:
Shes that socialite uberbitch that ran over that crowd of people outside of a club in South Hampton. Big news here.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:08:33 pm)

Heruka:
I've got to go to an actual hospital to have this done.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:09:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And what happens to you if you don't have it done? The teeth grow sideways and mangle all the others?
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:10:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I broke my jaw riding my bike when I was a kid. It really really sucks.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:10:31 pm)

Queenie:
I have a few other "adult" teeth that never came in as well. I still have about two or three baby teeth in my mouth that have no roots or anything to keep them in place. I have to be very careful what I eat 'cause if they come out, I'm screwed. It's hereditary, got it from my mom. She wears a retainer sort of thing that has three fake teeth on it. I don't want to have to do that.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:11:17 pm)

bela:
She tried to park in this fireengine zone at some club and the bouncer told her she couldn't park there. So she got all mad and called him white trash and backed her father's SUV Benz over a crowd of 20 people. She was high and fucked up and her friends whisked her away from the scene. So she's in big trouble now because some people got hurt. Her father is some big entertainment lawyer.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:11:21 pm)

Queenie:
My dad had all of his teeth pulled when he was very young. Back then they couldn't fix dental problems, they'd just yank 'em.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:12:02 pm)

Queenie:
Knowing that, Tom's limerick is quite funny!
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:12:30 pm)

bela:
So of course, everyone is suing the pants off her because shes famous and everyone knows how goddamn rich her family is. I hope she goes to jail and gets picked on by some big lesbians.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:13:07 pm)

Queenie:
Did you know that they ADA recently announced that flouride, when administered to children, can cause their teeth to yellow? It's utter bullshit - as yellowed teeth is the LEAST of what flouride can do to a child, like KILL THEM - but it's a start. The beginning of the end for those flouride-pushing bringers of death.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:13:34 pm)

Queenie:
flouride is pure poison.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:14:14 pm)

Queenie:
literally.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:14:19 pm)

bela:
When bela was a wee kitten, I caught her sitting on the sink eating toothpaste. She looked up at me and she had foam all around her mouth. I freaked out. I can't believe it didn't kill her. That shit is poison.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:15:48 pm)

Queenie:
I only use non-flouride toothpaste which is very hard to find because it's not ADA approved, and most stores won't carry toothpaste that's not ADA approved on account of the ADA is the organization started with the sole purpose of tricking people into thinking that toxic waste in their toothpaste and water is good for them. If the aluminum mining industry were forced to dispose of flouride as toxic waste, which it IS, it would cost them millions and millions a year. So much easier to just sell it to people under the guise of preventing tooth decay, no?
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:18:28 pm)

Queenie:
At least we don't have flouridated water 'round these parts. I still drink distilled bottled water to be safe.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:19:33 pm)

Queenie:
Ah. Steely Dan. Good for the soul.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:22:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You are such a fucking freak. You smoke your ass off, which has about a billion times more dangerous stuff, and you're afraid of four parts per billion of flouride?
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:31:42 pm)

Queenie:
It's true.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:34:12 pm)

Queenie:
Certain things are under my control, certain others are not. So I try to have power over what I can. Just because I'm addicted to nicotine is no reason to let everything else go to pot.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:36:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You should try the patch then. Cigarettes are just chaulk full of tars and toxic gasses and chemicals. The nicotine is the good part.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:37:18 pm)

bela:
Tom seemed disappointed this morning when I told him that St. Pepper would be around for 10 more years - he thought he was going to die soon. Then he said that he may come down with "foot to head". He doesn't love my little chihuahua.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:38:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why I bet that white paper they got that chemical melange wrapped up in was processed with flouridated water and contains plenty of flouride. I'll just bet.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:38:56 pm)

bela:
Or maybe he said "foot on head". I can't remember.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:39:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm guessing the Generalisimo ain't that easy to kill. Tom should watch out. His enemies have a strange way of disappearing.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:40:16 pm)

bela:
I love my Seargent P. Hes a little snuggly guy.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:42:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I love him too.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:43:23 pm)

bela:
I can't believe anyone would give him up. Hes so awesome and cute. He doesn't do anything but act cute and sleep, and eat , shit and piss very small amounts. He smiles when I come home from work, I can see his whole top row of teeth. Its really really freaky.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:47:37 pm)

Queenie:
I buy english cigarettes. i don't think they have flouride over there, do they?
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:52:36 pm)

bela:
Ha ha.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:55:06 pm)

Queenie:
I really didn't mean that like it sounded.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 3:55:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Generalisimo Franco smiles at you when you arrive home? that is insane. Impacted wisdom teeth can make your head explode.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 4:05:16 pm)

Detlef Sping:
No toothpaste in England for sure.
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 4:05:57 pm)

Queenie:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
(Wed Aug 29, 2001 - 4:17:31 pm)