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Queenie:
I once had this job at a design firm. They used to drink for any reason. So and so's going on vacation, break out the wine! It's that lady's birthday! Get the beer! Anyway, one morning they made us all mimosas -- I can't even remember the occasion. But I got drunk on mimosas at 10 am at work. I thought that was pretty darn funny.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:44:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
you drunk already?
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:45:10 pm)
Queenie:
Yes I am just waking up actually, trying to get the needed chemicals into my system for my body to function properly so that I can maybe get some work done. Of course my mom just called and said she's bringing the American Pie twins over for a couple hours again. Yay.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:45:11 pm)
Queenie:
I am not drunk today. Unless being intoxicated by your clever wit counts.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:45:43 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No. That doesn't count.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:48:55 pm)
Queenie:
Then I am stone cold sober.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 4:49:04 pm)
Decoy:
That was professionally done.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 5:03:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Thanks.
(Thu Aug 23, 2001 - 5:06:54 pm)
Queenie:
I was just really mean to a person. But they deserved it.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 1:05:58 am)
Tina Yothers:
I'm in a blues band now!
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 1:19:17 am)
Queenie:
I wonder if she ever has Justine Bateman sit in on cow bell.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 1:21:31 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Today, I feel buoyant.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 4:52:01 am)
orange:
are you in the dead sea?
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 5:22:48 am)
Queenie:
Tina's fresh.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 5:45:23 am)
Queenie:
I've got deadline delirium.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 5:46:02 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
No. But I do have my water wings on.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 6:11:26 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
And while I'm here, I'd like to set the record straight. When my boss comes back I'm going to be worked like a Trojan. So although I'm being a lazy arse now, I will have to make up for it when he's back. That's all.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 7:29:40 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Sniff.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 7:29:45 am)
Cushca:
You know, Bird, that Trojan is a make of contraceptive sheath in America.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 7:31:12 am)
Decoy:
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 7:59:33 am)
Decoy:
She sure is the most lovable lazy bitch. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. :)
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 8:00:46 am)
orange:
did Trojans work hard? i thought they just stole Greek women and were suckers for large wooden gifts. Paris was a good shot though. They should have believed Lacaoon and Cassandra.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 8:03:07 am)
Myk murphy:
Yes, gb, she`s right. Your american audience cannot help but giggle. Trojan. Giggle.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 8:52:16 am)
orange:
durex is a make of sticky tape in australia.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:02:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
But Trojans are the hardest working condom.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:17:02 am)
Decoy:
He said, "hardest."
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:23:58 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I was referring to condoms, not legend, when I said I would be worked like a Trojan. Of course. If I meant legend instead of condom that would mean that (a) I know nothing about American "sheaths" and (b) I know nothing about all that old stuff. I know about Agamemnon. Even if I can't spell it.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:27:20 am)
Heruka:
Condoms.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:28:20 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:31:29 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
It's National Slacker Day. Rejoice!
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:31:42 am)
Heruka:
I ain't knowing whats to do next. The old lady has gone preggero's again, the kids are sick, and I hasn't any shoes with no holes in 'em.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:33:45 am)
Chewing Wax:
you too huh?
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:37:57 am)
Cushca:
I am reading the Weekly World News. Help.
(Fri Aug 24, 2001 - 9:40:28 am)