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Chewing Wax:
I don't even go down the basement anymore. I'm simply too terrified.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:11:02 pm)

bela:
I snuck a peak into the window of the handsome neighbor. I'm pretty sure he lives on the first floor and I could see in last night. I had the Srgnt with me in case he came out - he would see that I was walking a dog. Anway, he has tons of books and papers stacked on bookshelves against the wall.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:11:29 pm)

Pat Benatar:
Love is a batt............aarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:11:29 pm)

m©:
I put beer bottles down there.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:11:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
poof. There she goes.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:12:01 pm)

Cushca:
I was on the phone to Sleepy one day, talking about clutter, and determined to prove I had more than her and not only that, but that it was spread out over a wider debris field, I itemised every item in my line of vision. She was very quiet for a long time. There was a lot of it.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:12:36 pm)

bela:
We have an old wine press in our basement and wine grapes growing in the backyard. The guy who owned the house in the 1900's used to make his own wine. Thing works I think.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:13:18 pm)

Sleepy:
But I have one million magazines and single sheets of paper which have nothing but a small dot or squiggle on them, but must surely mean something very important. Once. Maybe.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:13:40 pm)

m©:
so we are all hebephrenics then.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:14:09 pm)

Cushca:
Those are the beginnings of that secret language we tried to invent. Don't you remember? I see it meant nothing to you. Or maybe it did, since you appear to have kept them.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:14:52 pm)

bela:
Hey, Tom and I were featured in the Shelter column in the Village Voice some time back. You know, the article about where people live. I'm holding a feather duster and standing on a ladder.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:15:19 pm)

Sleepy:
I have a proposal:- let us not fear our clutter, let us instead embrace it. Let's start The Clutter Appreciation Society. To join, you must all go out and purchase ten useless things and place them in the centre of your favourite room for one week and stare relentlessly at them. And then just panic.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:16:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Done and done.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:17:14 pm)

Cushca:
I beat you all. My head is so cluttered, that despite repeated attempts to remember how to pronounce the word "hyperbole", even resorting to some kind of Pavlovian-type teaching, I still get it wrong most of the time.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:17:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
How do you... how do you say it?
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:19:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
styrofoam heads
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:19:23 pm)

Sleepy:
High purr bolly
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:20:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
as opposed to Hi pur bowl ee?
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:20:56 pm)

Sleepy:
Cat in a tree drinking champagne.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:21:02 pm)

Cushca:
But I say it "hyper bo lay". Most of the time. But especially when startled.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:21:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That was funny
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:21:28 pm)

bela:
Where do you see bela?
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:22:32 pm)

bela:
How often do you use hyperbole in a sentence? Silly English girls.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:23:42 pm)

bela:
I'd think superfluous would be more difficult. I hate that word.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:24:12 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Pavlovian penury.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:25:12 pm)

bela:
I have a little stuffed monkey that looks retarded so we call it monkey tard. Tom won it for me in Las Vegas at our wedding. I was sick in bed and he came in from boozing and gambling all night with his mother with it. Its really cute. It has one big eyebrow. Monkeytard.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:26:08 pm)

Queenie:
Top Ten Things Ben Affleck is doing in rehab:

10. Writing letters of complaint to Jim Beam
9. Playing Knock and Run with Robert Downey Jr.
8. Trying to clone himself with some glue and a chicken leg.
7. Caressing a mop handle while repeating, "It's over Gwyneth, it's over"
6. Making a radio out of coconuts
5. Making Calista Flockhart dolls out of toothpics with Robert Downey Jr.
4. Writing Dogma 2 - the Return of Bartlby
3. Conjugal visits with Matt Damon
2. Sobering up enough to regret Armageddon
1. Polishing his Oscar (if you get my meaning)
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:27:49 pm)

bela:
My sister has a monkeytard too but her Pug ripped its nose off. They have pink noses like a cat.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:28:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Vegas? one eyebrow? where's that picture of Heruka?
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:28:13 pm)

Cushca:
Just because we've got a better command of English and a wide and varied vocabulary, don't knock us darlin'.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:34:45 pm)

Sleepy:
Time to leave the mill. Have a good evening. It hasn't stopped raining here. Goodnight.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:40:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
By. Stay dry.
(Thu Aug 9, 2001 - 1:40:58 pm)