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Decoy:
Well, chastize me, but I did it : I signed up for two way satellite Direcway service. Many bones. 15 days of 16,800 left and counting. I am gonna be on Earthlink, boldly going where no lounger has gone before. I feel like I'm getting ripped off, but there are no other options; apparently they know it. Someone tell me its the right thing to do ...
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 6:52:57 pm)
Decoy:
Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
You have no word
Trip, trip to a dream dragon
Bide your wings in a ghost tower
Sails cackling at every plate we break
Was cracked by scattered needles
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 6:55:35 pm)
Decoy:
That Lulu, what a bitch.
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 6:57:00 pm)
Vivadog/Sarge:
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 7:00:10 pm)
Decoy:
Anyhoooo, go Mets!
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 7:00:45 pm)
Myk Murphy:
you're connecting at 16,800? wasn't that outlawed by the geneva convention? as for 2-way satellite, it sounds fabulous. you'll get initial latency issues, but fast loads. online gaming could be affected, but file downloads and loaded pages should arrive with great speed. don't stand in front of the damn thing... you'll get baked. this is much faster to type on a proper keyboard. also, the "T9" word guessing feature on my phone won't let me use profanity, even when it's perfectly clear that i wish to type the word "motherfucker". feel free to use it in a sentence: "2 way satellite internet service makes decoy a bad motherfucker". now YOU try it.
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 7:31:52 pm)
Queenie:
This line is quote-worthy IMHO: "Is "wrist radio" another euphemism for wanking? As in "I'm just tuning the wrist radio.""
(Thu Aug 2, 2001 - 9:51:26 pm)
Queenie:
You guys are an endless inspiration.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 12:42:33 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Muses, if you will.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 7:58:30 am)
Decoy:
Thanks for the encouragement. I just know that the day they come to set it up, they'll be stringing DSL or RoadRunner out on the utility pole in front of the house. What price progress?
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 8:23:06 am)
Myk murphy:
Yeah, decoy, but you will have the pleasure of knowing that passing birds will be irradiated by your web surfing.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 8:49:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
Look at that cold mean dictator stare in that little Franco's eyes. It's spooky.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 8:51:54 am)
Chewing Wax:
Oh, and well done with the satelite hook up. Is that laser beams? Microwaves? How do you launch it into space?
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 8:52:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'd better get into work. See everyone on the flip side.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 8:53:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Wah. Bored.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:09:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
What did I miss?
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:14:50 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Nothing. Not a thing. I'm going home in an hour though: no surprise there.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:21:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
Friday. There are five Fridays in August. Let's enjoy them.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:25:10 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well that's happy news. And only four Sundays.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:26:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
The sky is turning black! I'm so happy!
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:26:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
You're lucky. We'll never have rain again.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:31:17 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Like Aruba?
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:33:16 am)
Sleepy:
I have an evil cold.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:33:36 am)
Sleepy:
My nose is turning red.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:33:57 am)
Sleepy:
Bah.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:34:12 am)
Cushca:
It's raining.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:36:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
Poor Sleepy.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:38:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
Summer colds are the worse kinds of colds.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:38:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've been growing tomatoes and peppers for nine years and this is the first summer I've actually had to irrigate them.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:40:44 am)
Sleepy:
Bless the tomatoes.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:51:10 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm going to have about two tons of them. I'm going to set up a little farm stand.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:53:58 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Cukes!
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 10:58:34 am)
Cushca:
You could sell tomate juice to weary travellers.
(Fri Aug 3, 2001 - 11:03:07 am)