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m©:
Chinese talking parking meters and now that.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 1:59:56 pm)

m©:
I'd keep that dog away from the cutlery.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:00:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I seen the green stuff. I almost bought it and then thought better of it.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:06:07 pm)

Decoy:
Hi m.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:13:29 pm)

m©:
Hi Decoy how's country life? Mr.Haney treating you well?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:16:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mister Eustace Charleton Haney
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:20:55 pm)

m©:
The green stuff has the same taste as the red it's for vegetarians who cant stand the symbology of putting blood coloured sauce on their murdered then horriblely boiled in oil potato corpse strips.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:21:28 pm)

bela:
Hitler? Why do you call my chhuahua Hitler? Anyway, I did go shopping - I went up town to BCBG and was very disappointed, and then I thought I would walk downtown to Barney's to kill time. What a downer. All those rich models and faced lifted older women bustiling around. And then I saw J.Lo privately shopping for lingerie. I don't think they would let anyone in the room. I saw her sitting at a table. For underwear - fucking underwear. Can you believe it?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:22:25 pm)

m©:
my spelling is oll frucked up.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:22:39 pm)

bela:
My friend Bu drinks absinthe.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:23:06 pm)

m©:
Oh hello bela what is BCBG? Big Clothes for Big Girls? I get my dictators mixed up ..I'm Canadian.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:25:14 pm)

m©:
They have tables for underwear?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:26:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
who is J. Lo?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:27:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Jennifer Lopez? The one with the huge ass? Maybe she need special underwear.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:28:10 pm)

General Pepper:

I'm sniffing the shoe. I'm turning around in a circle. I want my uniform. I'm serious.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:29:38 pm)

bela:
Hi m. BCBG is a clothing label. I like they're shoes alot. I have no idea what it stands for. I don't even like they're shoes anymore. Yeah man, Barney's is a sort of upscale Department store - very high endy, and they have a lingerie room. Fancy lingerie hangs on the walls and theres a fancy french boudior table that you sit at to look at the stuff the personal shopper will bring you. Its such a load of crap. Super expensive, but basically atmosphere is what your paying for. I don't buy into it at all.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:30:25 pm)

bela:
Yeah, Jennifer Lopez. She was sitting at the table. It was her or someone that looked exactly like her. The nose job, tan, long streaked hair and tinted shades. And she looked snotty. I just caught a glimpse of her as I was walking by.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:32:13 pm)

Decoy:
Country life is great. The other land owners in the area and I are starting a petition to get town water run up from the main road.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:35:01 pm)

Decoy:
That Jeniifer Lopez is a complete skank. that's one I just don't get; and thank fucking god.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:35:37 pm)

Decoy:
The other thing about the country is that when you lived in the suburbs you fixed something and it tended to stay fixed. In the country, entropy is much stronger for some reason. I need to learn to weld next.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:38:28 pm)

Decoy:
The really annoying thing about Jennifer Lopez is that she can't even act. Who the hell did she sleep with?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:39:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:39:53 pm)

bela:
Word. Can you just imagine what a totally gigantic bitch she must be? I can't stand any of those hip hop people. They are so self obssessed and self indulgent for what? Its the worst, shittiest music.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:40:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to recognize her on the street. She was good in that Anaconda movie though. She can't hold a candle to that Angelina Jole.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:40:47 pm)

Decoy:
Its a skankorama. At least the Jole freak is a hottie.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:41:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And she can act sort of. Did you see The Bone Collector?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:42:10 pm)

m©:
Personal shopper eh? I'll say. I kinda like to pick out my own Bag-O-Briefs at Walmarts myself..Town water eh? great!..yeah welding will be a boon to your existence..
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:43:53 pm)

bela:
I don't know. I saw Angelina Jolie in Girl Interupted, and I guess she was ok, but I doubt that part was too much of a stretch for her. The movie was awful though - so stupid. Winona Ryder is just awful. Terrible actress.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:44:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You can't help it. It's in your blood. Winona Ryder? Heathers and Beatlejuice are her only acceptable performances. She ruined Dracula.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:48:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I must admit. Welding would be cool.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 2:49:26 pm)