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Cushca:
What's that?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:56:42 am)
Decoy:
Its a secret decoder watch.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:58:15 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's a space probe that's going into orbit around the L1 point, about a million miles directly between the Earth and the Sun, where it will collect solar particles and then it will return them to Earth. It will be an invaluable resourse to determine the original makeup of the solar system.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:58:31 am)
Sleepy:
My favourite Far Side is the one where the cow is sitting on the unactivated electric fence saying to his cow friends "if this fence was electrified would I be able to do this?" and the farmer has his hand on the "on" switch inside his house.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:59:06 am)
Decoy:
Its a multipurpose secret decoder watch.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:59:25 am)
Cushca:
Wow.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:59:46 am)
Decoy:
Is Gary Larson still alive?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:59:53 am)
Sleepy:
Yes.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:00:19 am)
Cushca:
And in such pretty colours too.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:00:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
More importantly, is Berkley Breathed still alive?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:00:49 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning English girls.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:04:28 am)
Cushca:
Good morning Charlie.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:06:36 am)
Decoy:
"Good morning English girls." Kinda makes the day seem hopeful.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:06:46 am)
Chewing Wax:
I really love that Cow Tools one too. That was pointed out originally as proof that Far Side made absolutely no sense most of the time.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:06:55 am)
Chewing Wax:
Your assignment is to dress up in practically nothing and frollic about the East Anglian countryside.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:12:38 am)
Chewing Wax:
I just picked up the phone and someone had the wrong number and left a message thinking I was an answering machine. I've reached a new low.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:20:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
Opposable thumbs my ass.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:20:52 am)
bela:
Who posted the penises? I wish those people would have more respect for those of us that are at work. I had a little girl and her mother across from me visiting my friend next to me. Shame on you.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:39:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm pretty much sure it was Queenie. Your bestest buddy. Please talk to her. Thank you.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:42:50 am)
Cushca:
That's really not acceptable behaviour.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:52:09 am)
bela:
Yeah, if Heruka had been around, she could have pinned it on him, but hes not and we can pretty much assume it wasn't any of the uptight English girls and I really doubt it was decoy, and I certainly didn't do it. God, she goes to LA and meets Ben Afflek and she thinks she runs the world.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:53:13 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm pretty sure Heruka is dead.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:55:09 am)
Cushca:
Uptight? I've seen more dick than you have, prissy miss.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:58:37 am)
Cushca:
Suddenly I'm not so proud of that statement.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:58:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
suddenly eh?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 9:59:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
Did I mention my new pool?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:00:39 am)
Detlef Sping:
What is oozing from the dog?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:01:38 am)
Chewing Wax:
dirt. Mostly.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:02:43 am)
Detlef Sping:
Was Heruka killed in that steam tractor explosion in Ohio?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:03:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
Or do you mean all that clear liquid? that's water. Mostly.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:03:09 am)
bela:
Whoa Cushca! I'm sure you have. Prissy miss. Thats funny. Wow, look at that dog in the water. My dogs hate water.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:03:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yes. I believe he was. Or critically injured. I didn't see Patrick Welker amongst the dead, but certainly his brain could be full of oily shrapnel and junk.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:03:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Labrador Retrievers are hard wired for water.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 10:04:45 am)