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m©:
I have two Stellar Jays living in my Pine tree. Keith and Brenda.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:36:02 pm)

bela:
Be careful. If she feeds squirrels they may attack her one day. And they go for your throat and get tangled up in your hair. I wish I could feed squirrels and birds. I can't have a birdfeeder because of bela and wofie.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:37:23 pm)

m©:
Keep Anne away from the squirrels wax, they go for the neck.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:37:53 pm)

m©:
the neck.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:38:13 pm)

m©:
and the face.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:38:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I know they do. She has a sort of chain mail outfit she puts on to refill the birdfeeder.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:40:11 pm)

bela:
I love squirrels though. Do they come up to her hand and take the food?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:40:23 pm)

m©:
Give that German guy that sleeps on your deck some bird food to feed the beige birds.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:40:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And they give Blue something to attack when I let her out the back door.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:41:04 pm)

m©:
the hand, the neck, then the face.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:41:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
and that chattering noise they make
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:42:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No. Blue keeps the squirrels real skitterish like.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:42:45 pm)

m©:
Gotta go, be kind to your shitbags and bastards ..later
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:43:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
later mooch. Take care.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:43:30 pm)

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Returning, the detective and the policewoman pass through the hallway,hearing the sounds of music and of revelry: (guided by velvet ropes hungfrom gilded stands) past discreetly closed doors to a room lit with asapphire light from windows let into its sides, in which the thickcarpet, the brocade wallpaper, the furniture, were all based around thesame hue.The effect was quite startling, as the light flickers and plays acrossthe room and its occupants in shades of blue. It appears that this isonly one of the suites, the next one partly visible achieving the sameeffect in a rich imperial purple: there must be more rooms, but thesuite winds and twists such that you can barely see more than two roomsat once.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:49:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
So hungry.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 4:56:19 pm)

Decoy:
Ooooh, kinda spooky ... A lot of that was right on. Our house is paneled all in redwood. Most of the rooms are decorated with MIssion Style / Craftsman furniture. Only beige as quartersawn white oak goes. As Wax said, Tahoe and an Accord; my wife you got just about spot on. Red hair, blue eyes, dresses conservatively at work, no hats though, has stuff by Laura Ashley. We met listening to blues and Dead cover bands. I am a slob on weekends, go figure. Good instinct, bela, at least superficially.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 5:40:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
We got a new pool.

(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 7:25:36 pm)

Queenie:

(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 9:53:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. They were in the pool earlier.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 9:59:36 pm)

Decoy:
Nice pool.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:07:51 pm)

theo:
Hey ya.......it's scorching hot here too (heat index 102)..think i'll get one of those minnie pools also. Put it in the shade this weeken, ignite the sprinkler at the same time, and drink Bay Breezes (absolute vodka, cranberry juice, splash of O.J. and a lemon). Cheers..
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Chewing Wax:
Why are there penises in the lounge?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:08:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
Queenie?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:09:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
ANd the insult to Gumby, Pokey and Superman is inestimatable.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:11:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
So in my Far Side calendar for August, two cows are sitting in an apartment on a sofa and the phone is ringing, and one cow goes to the other,
"Well, there it goes again .... And we just sit here without opposable thumbs."
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:27:47 am)

Decoy:
My favorite is the one where there is two cows standing behind a work bench full of crudely made hand tools and the caption is "Cow Tools."
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:43:50 am)

Decoy:
Health tip: If you weigh 390 pounds, don't run around in the 98 degree heat for 4 hours a day.
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:45:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
Where's Mike Legge to analyze the joke when you need him?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:46:45 am)

Decoy:

Did you know we are about to launch a Genesis Device?
(Wed Aug 1, 2001 - 8:55:11 am)