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Chewing Wax:
That's what my brother wore. Vile stuff. I think I'll stick to nothing.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:11:42 am)

Cushca:
I had to look after two cats over the last fortnight. I changed their names. They became Twat and Motherfucker. They were bad. They did bad things.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:12:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
Did you get them little name collars?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:12:38 am)

bela:
Most likely you were mean to kitties. Animals just love me, even the really mean nasty ones. They must sense something about you Cushca.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:20:33 am)

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More Russians Mentally Ill Now Than In Soviet Days 7-31-01 MOSCOW (Reuters) - Cases of mental illness among Russians have risen considerably in the decade since the collapse of Communism, mostly due to drug or alcohol abuse, Interfax news agency reported on Sunday.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:20:36 am)

Cushca:
Those furry shitbags did nothing to endear themselves to me. I tried to give them love, but as you will understand from the namegiving, it was not reciprocated.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:22:29 am)

Sleepy:
It hurts them when you say 'furry shitbags'. They have dictionaries.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:23:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
Did you try to shave them. You know, cause of the heat?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:26:44 am)

orange:
i turned up late and though Cushca was talking about the russians
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:27:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
heh
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:28:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
"furry shitbags" describes most russians to a tee. Your confusion is extremely understandable.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:29:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
If she had called the cats, "inscrutable yellow shitbags", then it wouldn't have made as much sense.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:30:23 am)

bela:
I can't even imagine what would happen to you if you walked into my house with that attitude. bela would claw your eyes out.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:31:04 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You tried to give them love? I'm going to have to disagree on that. We walk in the house and she goes "Where are the fuckers then? Oh. There's one. Where's your shitbag sibling then, furry bastard?". I really couldn't sense any love there.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:31:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
And they're bloody funny when they dance in their milk.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:32:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
New Quote!
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:32:49 am)

bela:
Oh dear. Talk about a shitbag. When bela was a tiny tiny very precious and dear kitten, she got a handful of poop and tried to climb up the couch to me with a catchers mit of poop on. What did I do to deserve such an angel?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:38:35 am)

bela:
I got a warm washcloth and had to clean her little foot and she cried and cried. It was so touching. I'll cherish the memory forever.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:39:19 am)

Cushca:
Furry shitbags. The lot of them.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:42:36 am)

bela:
Oh poo on you Cushca. Cats are excellent.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:47:21 am)

Cushca:
Poo on you bela. I gut cats, cover them in sequins and wear them as slippers.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:55:56 am)

Fausto:
sniff! i thought you loved me!
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:57:29 am)

Cushca:
Oh yes. I love you, of course. And Twat and Motherfucker too. It's just the responsibility. And the milk games at the end of a day of trials.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 10:58:45 am)

bela:
Oh well, have it your way. HOw do you feel about Chihuahuas? I have one now and I'm buying it all kinds of outfits.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:04:13 am)

Cushca:
I like sausage dogs.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:06:57 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I like red setters. Are you compiling a psychological profile?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:11:38 am)

bela:
Okay, we're getting somewhere now. Sausage dogs.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:14:58 am)

bela:
No, I don't need to compile anything. I'm highly intuitive and I can sense a person's character right away. Its amazing. Based on knowing a person for awhile, I 'm pretty good at guessing what sort of house they live in what color furniture they have.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:16:53 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Well. We know that Cushca's house is splattered with milk from the milk dance. And clumps of fur from where she's tried to grab the shitbags. But what is Chez GB like?
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:18:45 am)

bela:
I don't know, I would have to know you in person, work with you or something. I don't get an accurate portrayal of who you really are online. Basically, I know a shitbag when I see one. Its really horrible to have this gift. A friend of mine is a magician and he can read your mind. Its creepy. I wouldn't want to be able to do that.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:23:50 am)

bela:
I know a shitbag when I see one and I can tell you what color you paint your walls and what color furniture you like.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:24:35 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Pah. I was expecting an amazing insight then. Hey ho. Might have some sweets instead. I worry about mind readers. Especially when I'm on the tube and I'm thinking "I KNOW you didn't look in the mirror at the shop when you bought that skirt". One day I'm going to think it and someone's going to turn round and lamp me. You shouldn't pick on people who are telepathic, but then it's hard to tell, unless you are as well.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:25:17 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I hat it when things rhyme and they aren't meant to.
(Tue Jul 31, 2001 - 11:25:30 am)