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Summer heralds the appearance of the lightweight linen boiler suit in England.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 5:32:01 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
DRINKS ARE ON ME! I just got my payslip, and I've had a rebate.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 7:09:46 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Ł1.06. You'd better believe it.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 7:11:36 am)

Myk murphy:
You get a refund in your paycheck? This uk accounting is wacky! Still, gb, i`ll go out drinking with you anytime. Good morning!
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 7:41:08 am)

Myk murphy:
I am so ready for the weekend. Any big plans?
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 7:51:18 am)

Cushca:
I'm thinking we're going to spend at least 30 seconds of it spending my sister's preposterous rebate.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 9:07:14 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I won't let it change my life. I still intend to remain friends with the same people.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 9:11:58 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Cushca and Sleepy, basically. It's a wide social circle.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 9:12:10 am)

Myk murphy:
Well, that is quite a plan. Silly me... I would just blow the cash on beer.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 9:47:07 am)

Myk murphy:
Of course, that would be a dollar and a half of beer.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 9:49:38 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they’ll tell you your name."
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:06:36 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one. "Meow," says the redhead. "It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack. "Woof," says the brunette. "Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack. "Potatoes," says the blonde.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:07:01 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, ''What's up with the penguins in the back seat?'' The man in the car says ''I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue.'' The clerk ponders a bit then says, ''You should take them to the zoo.'' ''Hey, that's a good idea,'' says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. ''Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo.'' ''Oh, I did,'' says the driver, ''And we had a swell time. Today I’m taking them to the beach."
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:07:13 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. "That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had." They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma. "That's for knowin' the difference."
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:07:44 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I'm here for a urine test."
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:07:56 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants."
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:08:07 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:08:19 am)

Mrs Dr GB's boss:
Haven't you got any work to do?
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:08:32 am)

Myk murphy:
Of course, that would be a dollar and a half of beer.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:20:40 am)

News oinking at you:
LONDON (Reuters) - Three genetically modified pigs were turned into sausages after being stolen from a U.S. university, New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday. The pigs, which had been modified to carry a copy of a gene involved in eye function, had already been killed and were meant to be destroyed. But they were stolen by an employee at the University of Florida and turned into sausages by an unsuspecting butcher. Florida prosecutors have launched an investigation into the incident and all genetically modified animals at the university were to be spray-painted after being killed to make sure they are not eaten.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:21:16 am)

Myk murphy:
Never forget to paint your pig.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:34:41 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Lots of very scary things in that news bulletin.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:36:21 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm going to write a lighthearted musical Western about gold rush prospectors sharing a wife. And I'm going to call it Paint Your Pig.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 10:38:25 am)

bela:
Even better, write a lighthearted musical comedy about the Donner party. Hey, no one has done that yet.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:00:46 am)

Not me vids..
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:05:21 am)

Ditto!
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:24:15 am)

Cushca:
My right thigh feels very tingly. Is that DVT?
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:25:18 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
The most frightening thing for me about that picture is his mouth being open. I have the fear.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:25:58 am)

bela:
The most frightening thing in that picture is that actor. He gives me the creeps.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 11:52:14 am)

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Brazill, wearing a bright red jumpsuit, shackles and a pitch fork, showed little emotion as the judge rendered his decision.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 12:55:53 pm)

How Australian are you?:

Medical experts warned yesterday that one in 20 Australians had blood disorders that made them vulnerable to developing clots on long-distance flights. The warning came amid growing concerns over passengers up and dying from deep-vein thrombosis
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 1:04:48 pm)

Myk murphy:
Never forget to paint your pig.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 1:26:15 pm)

Myk murphy:
Oops. Darn phone.
(Fri Jul 27, 2001 - 1:30:04 pm)