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(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:16:26 pm)

bela:
I tried to post that picture of Bert. Nothing against Heruka, but he does look a bit like Bert in that photo.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:18:43 pm)

Bert:

This one I found lying on the ground.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:22:49 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Although Helen admitted she did not get on with Penny, Elizabeth said the born-again Christian had taken a shine to her. "She tried to kiss me and I was like 'Back off. No lesbian scenes on the TV'," Elizabeth said.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:24:17 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Shut up Elizabeth. I'm going to keeeel you.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:24:40 pm)

Sleepy:
Helen must win.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:26:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Big Brother?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:26:53 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Yes. Yes she must. First Elizabeth will be booted out tomorrow. Then Boring Dean will go on Friday and leave Helen and Brian. It'll be very close indeed but Helen will win. Brian will cry. Helen will shout "Oh my god". She will cover herself in glitter and boof her hair up to such a size that she'll have to walk sideways out of the door. Paul will be there with a bunch of flowers the size of a Bedford van. Davina will cry. Everything will be well with the world.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:30:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Big Brother
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:32:26 pm)

Sleepy:
That is the scenario I envisage too! It will happen. We have the power!
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:38:06 pm)

Cushca:
Sleepy doesn't listen to a word I fucking say. I have just been talking to her for five full minutes and she didn't hear a word. She thought I mentioned something about a tatoo. Five minutes. And she hears one word.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:40:51 pm)

Sleepy:
The board was more interesting. Sorry.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:41:04 pm)

News as it bleeds from the eyes:
Staff Exposed To Lethal Virus As Lab Tries To Combine Hep-C And Dengue IMPERIAL College, London, renowned as one of Britain's leading research institutions, was fined Ł25,000 and ordered to pay more than Ł21,000 costs yesterday for exposing staff to a potentially lethal new virus for which there is no cure. The college's "seriously flawed" approach to health and safety matters raised a distinct possibility that both hepatitis C and dengue fever could be released into the open while it was attempting to create a hybrid from the two. Neither staff nor members of the public were adequately protected from the possibility that the man-made organism could have escaped, Blackfriars Crown Court in London was told.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:41:18 pm)

Cushca:
Come to London. We kill people here.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:42:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Cuscha got a tattoo of Eddy Vedder on her huge arse?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:43:03 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Gosh! It's like a film isn't it! Someone should e-mail Spielberg the URL.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:44:06 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
The virus. Not the arse tattoo.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:44:16 pm)

Cushca:
Although, as a synopsis, that works too.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:44:47 pm)

bela:
She did not! Why why why?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:44:53 pm)

Sleepy:
I'll direct this one.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:45:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And I'll pay to watch
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:45:51 pm)

Sleepy:
She's young. She's foolish.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:45:57 pm)

bela:
How about a tatoo of Paul Lind? or is it Paul Lynd? That would be good.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:46:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Uncle Arthor?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:47:27 pm)

bela:
Yup.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:47:43 pm)

News as it bleeds from the eyes:
Staff at the college, part of London University, were not provided with protective clothing and had to walk through a room used as a staff lounge and office by other university employees in order to dispose of contaminated fecal material in a wastebasket near a dish filled sink.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:47:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I hope they washed their hands
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:48:22 pm)

bela:
I told you Rennie has a tatoo of an asshole on her side. Anything beats that.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:48:29 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
It could be like How To Get Ahead in Advertising. She could have the Vedder tattoo and it could grow and take over and eventually turn into Eddie Vedder. It would be Vedder in body but Cushca in mind. And so, it would jet back home and slap that wife round her dreary little head. It would also tell her she hasn't a musical notion in her and should go and work in the 7-11 as she is surely destined to do.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:51:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Call Hollywood now.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:53:57 pm)

Sleepy:
I'll direct that one too. It will be in English with French subtitles.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:56:40 pm)

Sleepy:
Fin. Goodnight.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 1:03:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
adieu
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 1:04:20 pm)