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bela:
Your illustration of me in the ball park is very funny though. Help me! Help me! I would only scream that if there was a big tall man around.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:01:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
Like that gigilo neighbor of yours with the black lab?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:08:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Forgive me. I think I may be still drunk. Decoy and I stayed up late watching Threes Company on Nick at Night.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:09:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
And I had to drink a toast to the shuttle landing safely. I love that stuff.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:09:27 am)

bela:
I have to say that I saw the strangest looking bird you ever did see this weekend. It was big and tan with a long neck and a long beak. It was sitting on a branch high in a tree. When my friend went in to get his camera it flew away. Does anyone know what bird that was?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:13:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
What they should have written about in a timely fashion was the May Fly attacks at the ball park. Huge swarms of these things come out around 9:00pm, fly around the lights having sex and then fall out of the sky, landing on people. They look kind of nasty, with big wings and long tails, but they are completely harmless. I once saw a bunch of drunk guys daring each other to eat them. They only hatch for about three weeks and then they're gone. They can land in you eyes.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:13:49 am)

bela:
Get out of here! I absolutely hate bugs. I saw two humming birds flying after a big bee this morning. It was very intense.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:16:04 am)

bela:
Or maybe it was a big fly. They were trying to eat it. They disappeared over a rooftop so I don't know what happened in the end.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:16:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
You'd love these bugs. They're all natural like.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:16:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
I thought humming birds only ate nectar.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:17:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
I know a guy who saw a pack of crows hunting a squirrel.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:18:17 am)

m©:
That was the funniest Email I ever read..except for the sending the seagulls to Canada bit..good one.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:21:34 am)

m©:
The squirrels ride crows in MOOCHLAND®
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:22:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello mooch. You're very kind. You aren't patronizing me are you?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:24:00 am)

bela:
Crows hunting a squirrel? Bastards. I love squirrels. They're so cute. I don't mind crows but they seem like they have mean personalities.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:25:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
Crows are awesome birds. They rule the trees.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:26:12 am)

bela:
Maybe they weren't humming birds, they were dirty little city birds. Poor bela. When we were away she got entagled in a strip of fly paper. My sister had to chase her for a half hour and cut it out of her fur. She was very upset. I almost came home I felt so horrible.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:27:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
bela paper
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:27:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
cat paper. Say. That gives me an idea.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:28:17 am)

bela:
I'm afraid one day all the crows are going to decide they don't like people and attack.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:28:38 am)

bela:
Oh no!
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:28:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
My in-laws live down in the country and they have that big guide to North American birds. I really want to pick up a copy. Hmmm. Amazon.com is open.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:30:34 am)

bela:
Find out what that big tan bird was. My friend's house is near a wild life reservation so maybe it was from there. I think it had some whitish specs but I'm not sure, it was far away, but it was definately tan.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:32:06 am)

Sleepy:
A murder of crows.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:32:51 am)

Sleepy:
They get the coolest name.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:33:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
Exactly.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:35:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
So how are you?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:35:36 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Tree rats.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:35:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
You've got them awesome Tower ravens there. They're even cooler than crows.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:40:41 am)

bela:
When I was a young girl, my best friend got attacked on my porch by a squirrel. To this day it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:47:07 am)

bela:
That and when my brother covered our baby sister in tomato paste.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:49:09 am)

Sleepy:
Mooch would appreciate your squirrel story, bela.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:50:33 am)

Squi:

Mmmm. Tomato paste.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 10:53:28 am)