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Mrs Dr GB:
GOOD MORNING. I AM IN FINE FETTLE. OVER.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 5:53:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh GB.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 7:47:06 am)

Chewing Wax:
My eyes are blurry. I think I might have put in a hard days night.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 7:47:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
Just ignore me. To have have to come to England?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:01:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
Do
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:01:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
Do I. I told you. Blurry.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:01:39 am)

:
Just ignore me.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:44:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
Doh!
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:44:48 am)

:
There was an ozone alert in New York City for the third day in a row yesterday, and with it the usual warning that everyone should avoid strenuous outdoor activities. But did cyclists Dan Plitman and Shayna Kadidal, racing down the Hudson River bikeway in 90-degree-plus heat, show any concern?
Not much.
"I did know about it, but it seems to me riding the bike on the side of this highway in this heat will probably kill you faster than ozone," said Mr. Plitman, 30, an Internet management consultant who is unemployed.
Mr. Kadidal, 33, a lawyer for Internet start-up companies who is likewise unemployed, said: "There was somebody in the park doing yoga who said she had trouble with some Hungarian guy, she was talking about it. My feeling is if I can't see it, I'm not worried about it. I'm going away to Bangalore for a wedding. The pollution in India is much worse."
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 8:59:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
Seriously. I don't care.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:07:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
Decoy, get that phone thing working so Myk can come back into the lounge. Everyone else is ignoring me.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:08:19 am)

:
I think the moral in the story below is don't lose your job in the Internet industry or you will be forced to ride a bicycle in polluted parts of America.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:17:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's true
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:20:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
I was absolutely amazed to learn that the so called "London Fog" is actually thick black lung searing fatal polution. Coal fires. That sort of thing. Onions.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:22:03 am)

bela:
Cute story.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:33:25 am)

bela:
I'm wearing double protection sunscreen today.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:33:52 am)

Sleepy:
Bonjour. Sunny day.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:34:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
See. You're the type of person that article was talking about. Thinking an ozone alert meant that there was a hole in the ozone. It's air polution. It rips out the soft tissues of the lungs. It's hazardous to breath. It actually turns rubber tires into soft sticky residue. Don't breath the air bela.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:35:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hi sleepy. Mmmmm. French.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:36:18 am)

bela:
Sunscreen is thick so it keeps the pollution out of your pores is all big dope.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:39:31 am)

bela:
I'm not leaving the building today anyway. I'm going to read the Sunday paper for lunch.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:40:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
You're funny.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:41:15 am)

Chewing Wax:
Where the fuck is Cushca?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:41:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
There was an article in the Buffalo News today about the seagulls at the baseball park. They were kind of a problem about six weeks ago. Good timing. Here's an e-mail I wrote on June 8th to the radio voice of the Bisons which caused quite a stir up in the press box.

Hello Jim,What about these gulls? What can be done? Not to be indelicate, but two games in a row I've been the victim of their splattering bombs. I have to keep a hand cupped over my beverage at all times and huddle under make-shift plastic tents, which blur my view of the game and make breathing difficult. I've been told that in past years, a certain industrious employee would attract these evil creatures out away from the paying customers by providing them poison popcorn in the outfield. Alas, this employee seems to have gone on to better things. I'm not advocating that sort of ruthless destruction of these flying menaces, just perhaps a capture and release program. Ship them to Canada where they belong. All I know is I'm sick of hosing off my jacket at the end of every evening.

Thanks for your time. Go Bisons!

Sincerely,

Chewing Wax (Section 111, Row H, Seats 1 & 2)
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:44:27 am)

bela:
God, what a big fucking baby you are! Complain complain complain. Blah blah blah my rights, blah blah I'm a paying customer. I hope the radio voiced laughed at what a jackass you are.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:52:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Shut the fuck up bitch. It was a joke. They read it on the air and said it was the funniest e-mail they'd ever seen. Of course, typical e-mails to the Bisons broadcast booth aren't usually of the comic variety.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:54:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
and I might add, the gulls disappeared shortly thereafter.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:54:40 am)

bela:
The funniest email they'd ever seen?
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:55:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
you would have been, "oh oh! they're in my pink hair!!! They're going to scratch my makeup! They're going to ruin my outfit!!! They're fouling my copy of Alure!! Help me! Help me!"
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:55:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
They don't see many funny e-mails. Fuck you.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:56:41 am)

bela:
I don't think so. I'm in unison with nature and I don't wear makeup or care about my hair and I certainly have enough sense not to wear an outfit to a baseball game.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:57:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
Forget I said anything.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:57:48 am)

bela:
For your information, I went to the batting cages this weekend with the boys on our trip to Cape Cod.
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 9:59:19 am)