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In Buffalo, N.Y., National Weather Service observers received reports of a brightmeteor in the western and southern regions of the state. ``We got our first call at about 6:25,'' meteorologist Dave Sage said. ``Then the callsjust started coming in.'' Some people reported explosions or thunder, and felt their homes shake, as the sky exploded in brilliant purple flashes.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 1:06:01 pm)

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The Larry's Creek Volunteer Fire Department was investigating a scorched section of a corn field measuring 25 feet by 20 feet, a moonshine still, and a pair of smoking boots.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 1:13:40 pm)

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Witnesses who had been "watching deer" said they saw a purple or red flashing fireball fall into a corn field "Somewhere over there".
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 1:25:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Nope. I didn't hear or see nothing.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 1:33:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I am feeling a little bit light-headed though.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 2:08:34 pm)

Gary:

MMmm. Gazspacho.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 2:40:25 pm)

bela:
Phew! I'm getting back on track. I did an hour of yoga and now I'm having some boiled potatoes, squares of grilled soy, cherry tomatoes, a glass of cranberry juice and plain arrugula for lunch.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 2:48:33 pm)

Balázs Bernát:

You'll never succeed to impress my Aunt with your large American style ass eating other leaves and roots such as that with the ketchup and the olive juice. I'm leaving for Spain in the morning for more consultations about the extra spongey digits I have grown and the eyebrow fungus they say will be cleared up in the Spanish sun. Meet me at the Barcelona Hilton for drinks and spicey squid rings!
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 2:51:26 pm)

bela:
Oh really. How would a girl impress your aunt then?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:05:27 pm)

queenie:
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this goddamn house even knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAMECUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would TILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT 2 DAYS LATER!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! BECAUSE NOONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE AROUND HERE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE. I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN MAID, AFTER ALL! YOU COME IN AND OUT OF HERE LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF HOTEL! I'm sorry... what was the question?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:11:45 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
She has largely been looking forward to meeting my favourite large assed American Indian style dark brown eyed girl friend with the squeeze box and the pierced nose and the pinkish hair. Thin girls fill her up with the rage and she is compelled to feed them, if by force is necessary sometimes with the huge helpings of the deep fried gulash and paprika stews.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:12:57 pm)

are yuh off your meds?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:13:05 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
I am not been taking them so much because of the ringing in my ears and the multiple bi-lingual voices telling me to paint cars and perhaps the spongey digits and the reptile like spine fins are due to complications from so called interactions and the fuzzy hazy colourful sounds of the pine forest.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:15:12 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
bela?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:16:13 pm)

bela:
Bad day Queenie?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:19:42 pm)

Balázs Bernát:

I have booked us suites on the sunny southern annex with the extra large heart shaped Spanish bed for my spine fins and large black round bath to soak. Meet me in the lobby and I will buy you drinks and assorted flavorful rice dishes.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:35:36 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
I hope you won't be minding but my Aunt will be coming along to administer the antidote and keep track of all the keys.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:37:07 pm)

bela:
No, no thats fine. You have a great time with your Auntie. I can't make it anyway, I have to work and I have a show on Sunday.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:46:32 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
Oh. I am thinking, there is sunshine and doctors in New York City I am sure. Where are you playing on Sunday? I can whistle and snap in happy adoration! Only the deposit on the suites will be lost and the bus ticket, but still, it is on my Aunt's credit card and she won't find me without my collar on.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:53:17 pm)

bela:
That sounds super tempting but no.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 3:55:58 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
Oh
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:08:53 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
Is it my soft pink underbelly and faint odor of safron that you find so unappealing about me?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:18:50 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
Back on the high steppes of Baluchistan, I was worshiped as a man god and annointed with flavored butters and deep red wines.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:21:58 pm)

bela:
Goodness gracious, there has to be someone here. Queenie? Cushca? Decoy?
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:26:09 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
I have to return to the deep freeze before the melting begins and I lose more thick green flesh protrusions. I will be thinking fondly of you my bela American rock and roll star glamour girl, that's for the sure of it. Send those magazines for me that you read. All my Aunt gives me are Bulgarian surfing news stories.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:29:31 pm)

bela:
What are you going to do with Allure? Nevermind.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:35:32 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Probably use it for whoohoo.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:53:38 pm)

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whoopdedoo.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 4:59:00 pm)

Myk Murphy:
hello all. i was disappointed to have missed the meteorite thing, which was apparently quite visible in my area. i have to go to my parents' house and re-orient their directv sat dish. a son's work is never done.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 5:37:34 pm)

Queenie:
Hootie.
(Tue Jul 24, 2001 - 10:48:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 12:53:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's not aimed at anyone
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 1:01:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
Take me on a trip
(Wed Jul 25, 2001 - 1:04:11 am)