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(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 10:10:00 am)
bela:
Good morning everyone.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 10:22:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning bela.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 10:28:32 am)
bela:
Ok, I've heard enough today. I just had this woman from marketing in my space talking about an author and she said "Pulleeeeze, gag me with an entire place setting".
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 10:58:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
That's worse than factoid.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:10:28 am)
Sleepy:
People exist who actually say things like that?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:13:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
only in bela's bizarro world
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:14:13 am)
bela:
I'm afraid so sleepy. Especially in publishing; maybe even banking, I'm not sure.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:14:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
My friends wedding in September is going to be in Prospect Park. You should drop by.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:16:14 am)
Chewing Wax:
I want to see if strange weirdness happens.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:16:35 am)
bela:
But forget about that dumb girl. Lets discuss my neighbor. Hes an older man, maybe 40ish and he is so very handsome. I see him walking his dog - he has a Chewing Wax dog. Hes tall and very handsome. He looked really scruffy a few months back, but today he looked tan and he had a haircut. He is sort of dark in a Robyn Hitchcock way, with the salt and pepper hair. He is gorgeous. God, I wish I didn't have the ball and chain at times.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:19:15 am)
m©:
The parades of dwarves and flying monkeys?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:20:39 am)
bela:
He lives right around the corner!!!! Hes given me the serious eye on a number of occasions, but he has to know about Tom and I can't imagine what he thinks. Ive seen him peering up into my kitchen window. Oh well.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:20:52 am)
bela:
What, your saying if I show up weird things will happen? that very well may be. Hes getting married in prospect park?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:22:18 am)
m©:
He looks in your windows? jeez we shoot guys like that in MOOCHLAND®..
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:22:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
Don't encourage him. He could be crazy.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:22:58 am)
m©:
Why werent you in Kimberly B.C. at the world tuba olympics, bela?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:23:48 am)
m©:
All the heavy hitters were there ..
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:24:51 am)
m©:
That guy with the suit and the woman with the bicycle ..all of em..
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:25:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is it like any other olympics except the atheletes have tubas strapped to their backs?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:25:57 am)
m©:
And play like crazy. ho boy.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:26:48 am)
m©:
oh boy.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:27:01 am)
bela:
Hey - I can't stand that sort of shit. I've heard about that woman on the bicycle - a friend told me about her. She cruises the West Village or something. Thats funny. I've never seen her. Tuba olympics? Bah.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:27:16 am)
Chewing Wax:
With that kind of attitude you'll never get your gold medal.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:28:43 am)
m©:
The playing tuba and tap dancing is exceptionally bizzare.. but man, she can bicycle up a storm. She's cruisin the west coast now the natives are inthralled.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:29:30 am)
m©:
and enthralled a bit too.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:30:01 am)
m©:
send all you got. the guy with the suit was great, it's the first real suit some of them have ever seen.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:31:54 am)
m©:
Wax have you got your boat on the water yet?
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:33:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
No. It needs a new mast and some serious glass work. Right now it's just a mosquito breeding pond and one classy lawn ornament. Someday though the Blue Iko will sail again.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:37:33 am)
m©:
Aye!
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:39:55 am)
m©:
A couple o' tsp o' Epsom salt in the murk will kill the little buggers.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:41:40 am)
bela:
I know, I'll never get a gold medal for anything. I think the olympics are silly as well. Isn't that horrible? I just can't believe these freaks that spend every waking minute in pursuit of some stupid sport. I never thought that way until that stupid Nancy Kerrigan was on tv talking about her life of training. Getting up at 4 in the morning every day, training for 4 hours, going to school, training after school for another 4 hours. Thats your life from 4 until 21? You've got to be fucking kidding. A would want alot more that a bang on the knee and some silly tacky medal for hauling my ass out of bed that early every day. Those people are freaks.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:42:41 am)
m©:
Then it could be a bathtub for Blue.
(Thu Jul 19, 2001 - 11:42:49 am)