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Queenie:
Gotta go and get ready for Moses to come. He's a client.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:04:18 pm)
Heruka:
Strangely, Wax has always looked gay to me. If I were on the street, I would assume he's a butt-poker.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:05:02 pm)
bela:
I'm sure Heruka has a problem with you being Jewish.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:05:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm not a Jew. My father's a Jew. My mother is new england baptist. We celebrated Christmas and Easter and all that stuff, never the Jewish holidays. My father is completely non religious too so he didn't care. I got all the anglo blood.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:06:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't look gay. No one thinks I'm gay. I don't have leather pants, or a moustache or a police hat.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:06:53 pm)
bela:
How do you know what he looks like?
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:06:54 pm)
bela:
Hahahahaha.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:07:10 pm)
Heruka:
Stereotyping gaywads. For shame. IJews have good points and bad pints. I prefer Isreal Jews to American Jews though.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:08:44 pm)
bela:
My sister's boyfriend is like that too. Both his parents are jewish, but his last name is Donaldson because there was some pokey business with a priest. But does he ever look like a hebrew. Its funny. Hes really neat looking though. His nose is enormous and he has these giant green eyes. She looks like Drew Barrymore and she has gold green eyes so if they ever have a kid it would be really amazing looking if it got her nose.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:09:20 pm)
bela:
Yeah, but hes not a jew because his parents don't practice either and celebrate gentile holidays and all that.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:10:17 pm)
Heruka:
I'd like American Jews more if they would just shut the fuck up about the Holocaust.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:12:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
already
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:13:35 pm)
Queenie:
One of my favorite lines from Dogma is when Ben Affleck says, in a girly voice, "Do I come off as gay?" Heh.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:13:49 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I thought you went to see Moses.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:14:30 pm)
bela:
God, you can't escape it. My friends and I went to Auswitch and we were in the museum and there were these NY Jews in there yelling and screaming about stuff.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:16:14 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And what about the Chinese and South Koreans freaking out about Japanses elementary school text books that leave out some nasty parts of Japanese behavior? The fucking Chinese? They are complaining about rewriting history?
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:26:28 pm)
bela:
Auschwitz.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:27:43 pm)
bela:
Didn't they try to erase history? No, that was Pol Pot.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:28:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You saw that picture of Heruka. He shouldn't talk.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:31:26 pm)
bela:
Talk about what?
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:33:36 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Me looking gay
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:41:51 pm)
bela:
Oh. I think hes joking.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:42:22 pm)
bela:
Or maybe he's insulting you now that hes found out you're jewish. He doesn't seem very tolerantof anything.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:43:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm not Jewish. Not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish. Some of my best friends are Jewish.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:45:29 pm)
Queenie:
Damn. I'm hungry.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:46:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's kinda funny cause my mom is sort of a boarderline anti-semite. She freaked out when I told her I was seeing a jewish girl in highschool. But her best friend was Jewish and she married a Jew.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:46:37 pm)
Queenie:
No, Moses is coming to see me. But not 'til 1:30.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:46:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm having a beer for breakfast at 3:45pm. How smart is that?
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:46:59 pm)
Queenie:
"I'm so goddamn horny the crack o' dawn better be careful around me" - Tom Waits
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:47:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Hell, it's Friday.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:52:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I went to this scary little Arab grocery store to buy the beer and I noticed it said "Best Before End of 6/01" so I tried to talk the guy into giving me a discount. He wasn't giving in. He said the beer was still good, even if it wasn't best. I had to give him credit. And he sold me a $4 winner lotto scratch off so I feel vindicated.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:57:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Actually, it's a lovely store. You just have to get through the gauntlet of guys begging for spare change.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:58:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's almost directly across the street from where I saw Hitchcock play in 1994. He hasn't been back to Buffalo since, the rotten bastard.
(Fri Jul 13, 2001 - 3:58:49 pm)