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Queenie:
This new camera takes much better pictures than my old all-manual pentax, but at least I knew how to operate the old one, fer chrissake.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:25:24 pm)

bela:
Tom is the nicest, most generous guy in the world. He is really well known and people love him. You just don't fuck with him is all. Hes alot less of a fighter than he used to be. I told him I won't tolerate fighting. I didn't realize what a sick fuck he was until he sent this guy that I worked with flying threw the air. That was a good story. This huge African guy threw me into a wall and then went after me, I was getting ready to puch him in the face and kick him in the balls when all of these guys crowded around me. So i told tom what happened and he went in there and sent this huge guy flying in the air. What a mess.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:25:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Okay. I won't fuck with him. I'm pretty good about not fucking with people. Everybody loves me.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:27:29 pm)

bela:
G Love. Thats funny. I guess you didn't tell Clem I said hi.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:29:41 pm)

Queenie:
Nope. No love from Clem.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:30:18 pm)

Queenie:
What is his name again? Johnny Clem? Phil? What was it?
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:30:36 pm)

Queenie:
I had no idea he was such a geeky little fucker. He looked like some uber-nerd who just happened to stumble upon a music career. He comes off way cooler in his pictures than he does in person. But he was still cute as a little button. I call people like that "keychain cute" - like you wish you could miniaturize them and put them on your keyring and carry them around in your pocket.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:31:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Well, I've never ever heard of this guy until you started ranting on about him. So I'm pretty fucking happy about that.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:35:54 pm)

bela:
Thats funny. My friend Alexandra was dating this young 23 year old trendy guy. She called him her "pocket mod" He is a geeky snotty little rich kid fucker from Philly. And Jeff Clem had the coolest girlfriend that he fucked over.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:36:27 pm)

Queenie:
One thing I didn't mention in the article is that he's a pretty shitty guitar player.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:36:31 pm)

bela:
The pocket mod isn't the little fucker. Thats Glove, I forget his real name.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:37:42 pm)

Queenie:
Great drummer though. In fact, that drummer is so innovative that several drummers I know will say, "I'm going to play it G. Love style" and everyone always knows what they're talking about because his sound is so unique.

These are things I would have said in my review if I were even slightly inclined to say anything nice about them at all. Which I'm not.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:38:37 pm)

Queenie:
I thought you said his name was Jeff Clem? Then you said that you forget his name?? I'm so confused!
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:39:18 pm)

bela:
I don't know, he didn't have much personality at all - that GLove. He never said anything really, he just would sit there acting cool. We would call him glove behind his back.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:39:21 pm)

bela:
I forget GLoves name. The kid. I know Jeff pretty well.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:39:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Explain to her what Jeff does in relation to GLove. She's having trouble figuring it out.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:40:30 pm)

bela:
Yeah, Jeff is pretty good from what I remember. He must be about 40 now.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:40:57 pm)

Queenie:
Who the fuck is Jeff Clem?
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:42:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Jeff Clem is the drummer in GLove's band.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:42:10 pm)

bela:
Jeff Clem is the drummer. I worked with Jeff for a long time. GLove, the kid guitar player , started the band. I forget his real name but I've been introduced to him through Jeff.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:42:10 pm)

Queenie:
Ohhhhhhhh. I see.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:42:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Did you bonk your forehead with your palm? You should have.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:42:55 pm)

Queenie:
Yes and I accompanied it with a hearty "doh!"
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:43:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sometimes you have to read bela a bunch of times to understand. Parse it up.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:44:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hey Queenie, when's the big party in LA?
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:44:40 pm)

Queenie:
I understand.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:44:49 pm)

Queenie:
Um... July 28th.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:44:56 pm)

Queenie:
Don't know yet whether or not I'm going though.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:45:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oooh. That's soon. Decoy and I are driving spectators around a three day horse event in brand new Range Rover Discoveries that day. I don't know what the Range Rover dealer was thinking. We have a bet about who is going to roll theirs first. You have to land back up on the wheels though. It's going to be great.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:46:11 pm)

bela:
What was the big party for again? I would go. Yeah, you have to read me a few times to understand me.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:47:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
http://www.stuarthorsetrials.org/
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:48:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. You should go. Take the bus.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:49:22 pm)

Queenie:
The big party is for screenwriters to meet and shmooze/suck dicks of agents, producers, and big name actors. And some small name actors.
(Wed Jul 11, 2001 - 4:51:49 pm)