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plunderphonics
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:07:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hey all!
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:28:23 am)
bela:
Wow, I can't believe I made it in so early today, 9:25. I'm making progress.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:46:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
I for one am proud of you
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:47:26 am)
Decoy:
When are you supposed to show up at work?
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:52:20 am)
Decoy:
For the record, the record shop girl is a skank.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:53:51 am)
Decoy:
All ladies up on the bar for the Aunt Jemima Treatment!
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:55:57 am)
Cushca:
You what?
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:56:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
Syrup and lots of it
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 9:58:31 am)
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(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:03:47 am)
bela:
Yeah, shes creepy. I don't think she's wearing a bra either. I'm supposed to be here at 9, but I usually don't get here until about 9:45. I can't get into the swing of leaving my house before 9, and then it takes a long time to get here because I have to take 2 trains.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:05:35 am)
bela:
I mean, no one has said anything to me about coming in late so I assume its not a problem. If it was, I would just tell them that I would do my best to get in earlier but I couldn't promise anything.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:06:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've been getting in late and taking 2 and a half hour lunches and no one has said anything. I didn't ask for a raise this year, so I figure I have it coming.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:08:49 am)
bela:
I was temping once and my job said someting to me about being late. They asked me to try and get in earlier. I said that I would at least try. I said that to the guy and he gave me this look like he couldn't believe I said that. My boss said on my review form that I'm really nice to work with and people like working with me so there you go. I'm nice. That should be enough.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:16:46 am)
bela:
I always take a long lunch. One time I was temping and I worked at this posh office that looked like a hotel room. It was the headquarters for Paco Rabanne. They exported the shit. Anyway, the head guy - this Spanish Doctor that started the company was a real weirdo. He would yell at me and I would yell back and then he was scared of me. Anyway, one time that bitch Caroline Herrera came in - the desinger. She walks up to me and says "Tell Fernando that Carolina is here" - really fucking snotty - she wouldn't even look in my eyes. So I went to his office and said "Carolina Herrera is here to see you" and I thought he was going to have a fucking heart attack. He gasped and clutched his throat and screeched "THATS MISS HERRERA TO YOU!!!!!!!! I just sort of laughed and said, "Are you ok" Some fucked up shit went on at that job.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:21:46 am)
bela:
The absolute best was when he circulated this newsletter to the company. It was left on the desk for the woman I was subing for until she came back from France. But I knew what it was so I took it. It was fucking hilarious. I wish I had saved it. All I remember is that he was writing about the opening of that movie Pret a Porte that took place in Paris. He was there, and at the end of the night, after all the parties and what not. He wandered the streets of Paris trying to make sense of it all. He wondered what he was doing for the world with his Paco Rabanne perfume and all the silliness of fashion he had just witnessed. But then he reconciled his feelings of superficiality in a suffering world by letting himself know that he has created many jobs so he is a good person and all was right with the world for him. I'm fucking serious.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:27:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
funny
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:30:52 am)
bela:
Fernando Aloo, that was that stupid Doctors name. I saw him in the airport once., long after I had finished working there. I was going to say something to him but he was just to pathetic to humiliate.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 10:31:03 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Nooo! 
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:01:34 am)
Cushca:
What?
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:07:28 am)
bela:
Now theres a hideous woman for you. He is obviously very gay.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:10:30 am)
Cushca:
Obviously.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:12:38 am)
Cushca:
And his picture is in here. That means that Chewing Wax must be an arse-botherer.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:13:23 am)
Carolina:
Hello bela, get me a coffee.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:19:18 am)
bela:
Uberbitch.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:22:25 am)
Cushca:
Her body seems to be twisting in a strange and unnatrual way.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:25:26 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Eek! Too much surgery! Eeek!
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:28:06 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Whereas this man is quite clearly not gay at all. 
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:28:51 am)
bela:
Ha ha. Oh no, hes a bruiser. Not gay at all. Tom would be scared of him.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:32:15 am)
:
Are you implying that gays are weak?
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:35:51 am)
bela:
No. Thats silly. That guy look so British.
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:37:07 am)
bela:
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(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:38:34 am)
bela:
(Tue Jul 10, 2001 - 11:39:13 am)