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Dr GB:
My ex boss just showed up and saw a photo of me and Beardie and said, "Is this your beau?". BEAU? Holy crap.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:01:03 am)

Dr GB:
I DID NOT POST THAT TWICE! I VEHEMENTLY DENY ANY SUGGESTION THAT I DID. Thank you.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:01:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
You beau eh? And what did you say? Please post your answer just once. Thank you.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:03:03 am)

heruka:
I'm jivin' to

(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:11:08 am)

Decoy:
Sorry, I had to render technical support to someones email. I still can't find my flaming sword. We were supposed to get a huge snow yesterday and it never came.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:12:38 am)

Decoy:
Good idea. I'm listening to it on my.mp3.com.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:15:20 am)

heruka:
I still say, on the right side of this pic sleeve is a phallus.

(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:20:15 am)

Dr GB:
If that's what your phallus looks like, you're in more trouble than first imagined.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:21:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
The reason Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC is because the govenment determined that the bio-engineered poultry like creatures they were serving no long qualified even remotely as "chicken". It's true.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:24:49 am)

Decoy:
I love their coleslaw.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:26:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think my favorite part about getting their food is the spork.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:27:23 am)

heruka:
An engineering marvel that spork is. Pure genius.. I need good patent attorney. One who won't screw me big time.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:28:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'll do it for you if you pay for the extra edumacation I need.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:30:02 am)

heruka:
"edumacation"/ Sorry bub. I ain't got much time. I put my invention on theback burner for now anyhow. It's a killer new closet organizer. It's a beau't'.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:34:56 am)

m©:
Is that KFC chicken thing true? How are they harvesting these chickenish cells? God I feel queazy. Good day.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:35:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
Here's the text of the report

KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet. The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know. Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we [can] make KFC start using real chicken again.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:35:40 am)

m©:
I already knew about Spork..with the long protein strings grown in old heated rubber boots ..but KFC? Do those things still have chicken faces at some point in their 'Live'?
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:38:37 am)

Decoy:
Winchester courtesy of mp3.getting their asses sued for this.com
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:39:24 am)

Decoy:
I got this idea for a new utensil. I call it a "Foon."
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:39:59 am)

heruka:
That's a lie. I found a feather still stuck in my chicken wing just today. I have to see one of these faux "chickens". Thanks for posting that. I am now sick.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:41:33 am)

Decoy:
Ooh unexpected security. Boo hoo, if you must though :Decoy
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:43:15 am)

Decoy:
Mooch, you are so niave.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:43:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
Making Heruka sick was the whole idea. Well done I say. Well done indeed.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:44:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
I downloaded a file with no data. The Fall? I haven't listened to them.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:47:23 am)

heruka:
I turn 24 on Saturday.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:47:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
Happy birtday. Except you're turing 29. Don't lie to yourself.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:48:51 am)

heruka:
Way back in the 80's m.
(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:49:13 am)