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bela:
God, I am so useless. The mens are at my house ripping the wall out of the kitchen and all I can do is get a manicure on my way home.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:57:30 pm)

Decoy:
You drop the caraffe on your foot and you scald your genitals and then you go deaf as you scream out in pain. Its got good symbolism.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:57:50 pm)

Detlef Sping:

(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:58:00 pm)

Queenie:
I doubt a person could scream loud enough to bring on deafness. That's just bad design.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:58:43 pm)

Decoy:
If the manicure makes you happy, then you should do it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:58:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Why do they call Bill Gates a Geek?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:59:24 pm)

Decoy:
Of course, its hysterical deafness. Otherwise it's not believable. Its a combination of the guilt, the suprise, the burn and the scream.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:59:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He bites the heads off of live chickens at Microsoft parties.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:00:06 pm)

bela:
I know that, but unlike you, I'm not that complacent. I want to be compaisant and help out the men. I could try and make some lemonade I guess when I get home.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:00:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Worked for The Who in Tommy. About thirty-five years ago.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:00:38 pm)

Decoy:
busted.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:00:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tang. Make them tang. Guys love tang.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:01:04 pm)

Decoy:
Bring the men food and drink and they will work extra hard for you.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:01:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I was going to suggest the Tommy thing as vindication. Not to imply you were ripping the idea off. If she's not going with a huge bleach fire, I don't really give a shit.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:02:12 pm)

Decoy:
Punchline? Detlef??? Hellooo?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:02:24 pm)

Decoy:
Ahh, the pathos.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:02:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He's wandered off leaving us without a punchline. I need closure.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:02:58 pm)

bela:
No way, I'm not cooking. Oh goodie, I'll have a dutch door going to the deck when I get home and I didn't have to do anything for it! Eew, I hope Tom doesn't want some lovin later. I'm going to stay out late tonight. He came home covered in tar last week and he got it everywhere. Really awful.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:03:43 pm)

Decoy:
That's why I never talk to that Nazi fucker. Unreliable.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:03:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Four minutes ain't going to hurt anyone. I'm off. Have a great weekend everyone. Say hi to the in-laws for me Decoy.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:04:07 pm)

bela:
And then he put a bottle of bleach in the laundry bag and it broke and ate one of my shirts. Big dope. Who puts a bottle of bleach in the stupid laundry bag.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:04:48 pm)

bela:
Bye, I'm outta here too.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:05:10 pm)

Decoy:
Uhhhh. I gotta go check something.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:05:25 pm)

:
When Bill Gates bites the head off a chicken, drinks its blood and spits the leftovers at the paying customers, then crawls under a circus trailer to chug down a quart of popskull, hump a mud puddle or two and pass out, then he'll be a geek.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:06:59 pm)

Queenie:
Tommy would mean gradual hearing loss. This must be sudden.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:12:09 pm)

Queenie:
Did a search on "bizarre ear injury". All I got was a bunch of articles about Mike Tyson.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:16:49 pm)

Queenie:
Ugh. I give up. Guess I'll have to drop that whole deaf idea.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:20:59 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Bill Gates bites off both her ears proving he's a Geek.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 5:46:44 pm)

:
queenie - the boyfriend could swing around quickly and knock something like a coffee grinder off a shelf which could fall on her head and deafen her.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 6:43:10 pm)

:
or the boyfriend could bump her head on a shelf.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 6:48:03 pm)

Queenie:
Head trauma is good but would only account for partial loss in one ear. Forget about it, it's useless.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 6:53:35 pm)

Queenie:
I'm really fucking depressed now. Useless useless garbage!
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 7:39:49 pm)

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www.requiemforadream.com
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 8:04:52 pm)