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bela:
No, she won't. I doubt she'll be too pleased about what I said either.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:42:21 pm)

Queenie:
I don't know how much I weigh. Sidney broke the scale.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:42:30 pm)

Queenie:
Too damn much.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:42:51 pm)

Decoy:
eyesores description sounds a lot like Buddhahood.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:42:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Come on. They weighed you at the health club. You know they did.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:43:12 pm)

bela:
Well, my bum has gotten a little bigger over the years. I'm losing my twelve year old boys ass.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:43:13 pm)

Decoy:
Oh man.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:43:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Luckily for everyone, she hardly ever reads the archives. I hope. For your all sakes.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:44:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
bela, you are killing Decoy. Please have a little mercy.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:44:29 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Testing... puh puh puh..OWW!I'm getting shocks.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:44:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is it grounded? You are standing in a puddle of beer.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:45:30 pm)

bela:
What do you mean? Are you talking about me? I hardly read the archives? Its true I don't, I should though, very slow in publishing in the summer. Although you'll be interested to know that the Bantam/Dell Spring 2002 catalog has a cute little chickadee on it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:46:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No. I was talking about Cushca.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:46:27 pm)

Queenie:
They actually don't have a scale at the gym. Or a locker room. Or a water fountain. It's a dive. I love it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:46:52 pm)

Queenie:
Can electrocution make you go deaf?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:47:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Do you work for New Star Books bela?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:48:00 pm)

Decoy:
If you put your tongueon it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:48:07 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Have an elephant go mad and hit her head very hard causing deafness.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:49:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
at an tuba parade.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:50:23 pm)

bela:
When I was a kid, I put my finger in a christmas light socket and I got this shock where I shook and shook, like in a cartoon. Later I told my brother what happened and he looked at me and said "your not too bright are you?" I've had a complex ever since. But hey, I didn't go deaf from the shock.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:50:30 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Driven mad by the music.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:50:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She can't afford fake lightening, how is she going to get an elephant? I say clorox bleach fire.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:50:46 pm)

Decoy:
Not too bright!!!???
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:51:13 pm)

bela:
Theres this band Those Darn Tubas at www.thosedarntubas.com
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:51:23 pm)

Decoy:
That's so funny I can't breathe.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:51:41 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Not you bela, the elephant.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:51:56 pm)

bela:
Yeah, I know, I think I thought the same thing.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:52:19 pm)

bela:
Sping is an idiot. Who would survive getting hit in the head by an insane elephant.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:53:11 pm)

Queenie:
If you are standing in the kitchen, holding a carafe of coffee, smooching with your ex-boyfriend,and your hardcore christian husband and stuttering son suddenly burst in on you, what could happen in an instant to make you deaf?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:53:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What if it was just like, a spike that was used to hold the elephant down, flying through the air and going in one ear and out the other, like in a cartoon.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:54:25 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I survived.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:54:29 pm)

Decoy:
Stop it, I can't stand it. You get a stegasaurus sticker for that one.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:54:35 pm)

Decoy:
funny funny bela
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 4:56:46 pm)