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Queenie:
Unfortunately the "face like a slapped arse" line was cut long ago. I intend to try and work it in somewhere, just for you.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:33:58 pm)
Queenie:
Still got that Mooch line in there though.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:34:56 pm)
Queenie:
What would John Irving do?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:37:27 pm)
Queenie:
Probably go fuck his wife on an enormous pile of cash. That's what John Irving would do.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:37:49 pm)
Heruka:
That should read mow the lawn. Mow with an 'm'.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:42:42 pm)
Heruka:
I'll tell ya'. I've been at home workong for 3 months or so. And I'm starting to hate it. Absolutely. It's boring.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:45:04 pm)
John Irving:
Deaf eh? Hit by lightening while cleaning the gutters is always good. Blew out both ear drums and all inner ear bones. Make her deaf and unballanced. It's great. And fry her uterus while I'm at it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 1:51:04 pm)
Heruka:
Excerpt from 'A Drink With Shane MacGowan' Interviewer: Is that why you hate English people? Shane Macgowan: I think that my hatred for them came from the folks back home. originally, but it was re-inforced by the fact that they turned out to be as big a bunch of bastards as I'd been told they were.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:02:40 pm)
Queenie:
Lightening, eh? That sounds too big-budget for me.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:26:29 pm)
Queenie:
OK, ready to write now.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:32:16 pm)
John Irving:
low budget deaf? Little kid putting fire crackers in each ear for the 4th of July while she's passed out from tequila. That's always good.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:32:40 pm)
John Irving:
Q-tip accident? Gout?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:33:15 pm)
John Irving:
Acid! Clorox bleach. flesh eating virus. lazer beams.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:44:23 pm)
John Irving:
Rock and Roll!
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 2:57:10 pm)
bela:
God, Queenie is obsessed with tubas now.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:00:19 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Hook her up with Carl. Or whatever his name is.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:01:04 pm)
bela:
Who me? I don't know any Carl.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:03:49 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That accordian teacher you got to divorce his wife. What's his face? The German guy who used to date Heino. I can't remember his freaking name.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:04:34 pm)
bela:
walter? No way man. walter would totally be into a movie with an tuba playing main character, but not a main character sort of trying to play tuba but is supposed to be a great tuba player. He wouldn't approve I'm sure.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:05:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
walter. Thank you. I think you should let walter be the judge of that. You've done too much thinking for him already.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:06:40 pm)
bela:
I didn't get him to divorce his wife! I like walter and everything - hes funny to be around in a very creepy way but believe me, I am not attracted to him in any way. I don't like Germans, they have absofuckinglutely no sense of humor.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:09:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Sping is funny to me. But maybe he's not trying to be. Maybe it's just by accident.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:11:15 pm)
bela:
I had this great Irish pal named Feargal. He was so fun and then he met this older German woman at UCD and they ended up having two kids together and he moved to Germany for a long time. Over the years he got less fun. Me, my sister and our friend went to Eastern Eurpoe and we stopped in to visit him and Catrin and the kids and she was foul. We were really silly and loud and we fought and she and her friends were so stuck up. They hated us. He contacted me less and less and I haven't spoken to him in years now. I know she rubbed off on him. Hes not with her anymore. Bitch.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:11:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's sad.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:12:44 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Have you read this? http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
I think it's incredibly funny.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:17:16 pm)
bela:
Yeah, fuck him. She was such a drag man. She made some totally rude comment to me in the park so I knew where she was coming from and I'm sure Feargal started thinking her way. So, what do you do. The old Feargal would have really liked tom but the manipulated by Catrin Feargal didn't like tom that much I don't think. Whatever, I don't care, he can live in misery and lonliness on his stupid farm in Ireland. He still keeps in contact with one of my friends.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:17:58 pm)
bela:
Yeah I read that. We were arguing about her stupid wig.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:19:01 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Well, she's German. That's what made me think of it.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:19:49 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I remember the wig thing now.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:20:31 pm)
Queenie:
I'm confused by this statement: "but not a main character sort of trying to play tuba but is supposed to be a great tuba player. "
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:36:33 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That confuses you?
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:36:58 pm)
Queenie:
I need to learn a lot about tubas. The kinds of tubas used to play different styles of music, how they work on the inside... much to learn by week's end.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:38:59 pm)
Queenie:
Well it confuses me because my main character is none of those things.
(Fri Jun 29, 2001 - 3:39:17 pm)