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 <BR><hr><font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Bedizened in diamonds -- rings, stickpins, belt buckle -- Iwould show up at work stinking of liquor and cheap whores.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:21:58 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>What the hell are you rambling on about?  I have bourbon seeping out of my eyeballs.  It's nasty.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:21:59 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>I'm not sure, now that you ask. Never mind. Sorry.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:22:41 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Oh, hello GB, I didn't see you there. My eyes are all blurry.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:23:53 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Isn't she radiant this afternoon?<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:26:26 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Dr GB:<br>As well as Groundhog Day.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:32:01 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Cushca:<br>I'm bored of working.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:32:25 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br>Groung Hogs <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:32:30 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Dr GB:<br>Unless that's a weird computer-type thing that's happened, in a strange and spooky Groundhog way, some bastard's posting as me.   <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:32:45 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Yes.  As well as Groundhog Day.  And Mrs. Muryphy's birthday.  <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:32:58 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>i wasn't aware that groundhog day was such an occasion for flowing spirits and foolishness... but then i remember that folks up north will happily drink for any occasion.  <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:35:16 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Ming:<br>Groung Ho gFat choy <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:38:26 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Myk Murphy:<br>in a nod to Heruka's previous name, it has been announced that Willy B died at the age of 41 at Atlanta's zoo.  <IMG SRC="http://cnn.com/2000/NATURE/02/02/willieb.dead.ap/willieb.jpg"><br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:46:37 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Yes.  We don't have that sunny year round tropical climate folks in the DC area enjoy.  Oop.  I forgot.  You've had more snow this year then Buffalo.  Damn.  Throws that theory out the window.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:47:35 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Sad about that poor gorilla, how he spent 27 years in isolation for a crime he didn't commit.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:48:59 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Sleepy:<br>Hi.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:50:31 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Hi there<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 9:57:31 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Ray:<br><img src="http://cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/2000/02/02/lewis_deaths_ap/t1_lewis_ap.jpg"><br>I'm misunderstood<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:08:11 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>Nice work Ray.  You scared everyone away.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:18:48 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> :<br>AT MIDDAY                                          BLUE APPLES.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:18:51 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Chewing Wax:<br>I'm not a racist or anything, but look at that man's head.  He's got a steeply sloping forehead and brow ridges.  Both of those characteristics would exclude him from the species Homo Sapien.  I think tests on all these guys coming out of the University of Miami have to be made.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:20:11 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Jim:<br><img src="http://www.chewingwax.com/images/kelly.jpg"><br>I'm a human being baby.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:23:16 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Columbia Blue<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:29:01 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> heruka:<br>Hello there.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:42:25 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Decoy:<br>Hi Heruka. Wazzup in CTown?<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:45:58 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> heruka:<br>Not much here. Just eatin some of the Colonals chicken carcases. Extra Crispy. Leftovers from yesterday.  Waiting it to warm up. I am.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:52:00 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> heruka:<br>They recently closed of the biggest breweries in town. The Diamond Back Brewery. Their beer sucked anyhow. This towns gong to hell in a handbasket.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:53:58 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Ugyen Trinley Dorje:<br><img src="http://graphics.nytimes.com/library/world/asia/020300tibet-karmapa.1.jpg"><br>Let us pray for Cleveland<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:56:17 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> heruka:<br>They WERE talking mid 40's ny the weekend. That's changed. Jack sses<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 10:56:21 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> heruka:<br>Geeeze. I chase everyone away.<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:00:14 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Ugyen Trinley Dorje:<br>Inner peace begins by accepting the temperature outside as the devine truth and the speed of air<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:00:26 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> orange:<br>you said it<br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:00:47 am)<BR> </font> <hr>
<font size=-3 face=tahoma,arial> Dr GB:<br>My ex boss just showed up and saw a photo of me and Beardie and said, "Is this your beau?".  BEAU?  Holy crap.  <br>(Thu Feb 3, 2000 - 11:00:58 am)<BR> </font> <hr>