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Cushca:
Does this new species of spider know how to use matches? It could explain the fire.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 12:08:46 pm)

Unknown Species Of Large Poisonous Spiders Invade Windsor Castle:
"In the meantime, it is no good trying to fumigate the area. All that will do is force them out into a wider area. In any case they will probably be a protected species as long as they dont kill any of the Royals in the mean time." Mr Smith said: "It may take a couple of years to remove the spiders from the network of underground cables." To track down the spiders in the underground labyrinth of tunnels, the Project-ARK team will use sophisticated electronic mole cameras attached to Jack Russell Terriers, a device comparable to the endoscopes used on humans by so called arse-doctors. a lengthy process that may require strategic sites to be excavated depending on how far the spiders spread.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 12:11:02 pm)

Spidey, you got some 'splaining to do...:

(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 12:30:58 pm)

Decoy:
I believed that right up to the part about the Jack Russels.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:03:06 pm)

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When the spiders are found they can then be enticed and captured, a lengthy process that may require strategic sites to be excavated depending on how far the spiders spread. "They like their meat, that's for sure", Mr. Smith said. "We can bait traps with raw dripping meat and they'll come running. You should see them eat!"
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:14:06 pm)

The Alexandria Gazette July 30th, 1952:
ENID, Okla. (AP) - A photographic supply salesman told police he was almost swept from the highway last night by a "huge flying saucer" which swooped low at a terrific speed. Sid Eubanks, 50, Wichita, Kan., told his bizarre tale to Desk Sgt. Vern Benell, who said the man was still trembling when he walked into the police station. Eubanks said the mystery object, appearing as a "yellow green, then yellow brown streak about 400 feet long," suddenly swooped low over U.S. Highway 81 and completely reversed directions, disappearing in a few seconds into the west. He said the "tremendous pressure nearly threw my automobile off the road." The object loomed suddenly out of the night between Bison and Waukomis, south of here, Eubanks said. He described it as a huge round ball when directly over him.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:16:57 pm)

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1952?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:26:48 pm)

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1592?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:29:42 pm)

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2951?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:29:53 pm)

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5921?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:30:13 pm)

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Time travel is cheap, easy and fun, no?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:30:39 pm)

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Old Sid is now 99 years old and credits his youthful appearance and vitality to his bizaar other worldly encounter 49 years ago and a healthy meat diet.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:31:02 pm)

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16000 BC
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:31:29 pm)

bela:
Is everyone at lunch?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:40:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What'd you have for lunch glamour girl?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:43:39 pm)

bela:
I'm eating right now. I just ate some plain chuncks of tofu and now I'm eating vegetable soup. Not too bland anyway.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:49:33 pm)

bela:
Its funny how Cushca uses the word twat.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:50:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
almost always towards Heruka. Have you noticed?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:51:26 pm)

bela:
Yeah, but I'm not going to say anything else about it so he won't have to call me those embarrassingly stupid, midwestern square names like ho-bag. Really, I don't think I've heard anything like that since 7th grade.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:53:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
well put
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 1:57:12 pm)

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1952?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:11:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
1952
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:13:56 pm)

bela:
I can't take it - I had to be at work at 8:30 this morning. Its really taken its toll on me. I feel dizzy.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:26:22 pm)

rOb!:
Just take slow, deep breaths and spit out that tofu. That's yer problem right there.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:35:36 pm)

rOb!:
I'm kidding, of course.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:35:46 pm)

rOb!:
I just got a copy of "Gotta Let This Hen Out" on DVD. I'm very pleased with myself.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:36:20 pm)

bela:
Oh goody, I love shopping. I don't have a dvd player. I don't really understand the concept of owning movies or anything. Concerts are one thing, because they're just fun to have, or videos are good. We have alot of XTC and The Jam, but those are rare.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:45:10 pm)

rOb!:
I'd love to see some of that XTC stuff....
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:46:17 pm)

yellow green, then yellow brown streak about 400 feet long:
British diplomat Benjamin Bathurst vanished into thin air in 1809. Bathurst was returning to Hamburg with a companion after a mission to the Austrian court. Along the way, they had stopped for boiled cabbage dinner at an inn in the town of Perelberg. Upon finishing the squeeky meal, they returned to their waiting horse-drawn coach. Bathurst's companion watched as the diplomat stepped over to the front of the coach to examine to horses, lit a small cigarette and in a yellow green-blue flash, simply vanished; leaving just a trace of sulphur dioxide and a brown streak to frighten the horses.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:46:27 pm)

Heruka:
I am now full of rage. And grilled chicken.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:47:11 pm)

yellow green, then yellow brown streak about 400 feet long:
or something like that.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:48:04 pm)

This Phrase was once popular, believe it or not.....:
Twat? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Oh well, I'll finger it out later.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:49:29 pm)

rOb!:
Methinks Heruka's full of something else, too....
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 2:50:26 pm)