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Cushca:
Much like your President.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:47:08 am)

Cushca:
Go on, just try and defend that dumbfuck you've put in charge. Make my fucking day.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:48:03 am)

Heruka:
That 'dumbfuck" had the balls to go to the shithole known as Europe and tell you hypocrital socialist fuckwads to go screw yourself. He's earned my respect by that alone. Something that gutless Clinton would never do.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:50:34 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I have to tell you: Europeans would rather fuck themselves than fuck Americans any day...
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:51:33 am)

Heruka:
Jealousy is NOT pretty character trait I'll have you know.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:55:51 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Who are we jealous of? Dubya? In fact, you're right there. I have to pay at least a fiver to see a chimp in a zoo. You just have to switch on your TV. In that way I believe that he is good for the American economy.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:58:18 am)

Heruka:
I was using the notion that 99% of anti-American sentimant is based in jealousy. Which yours so obviously is. I don't blame you. Higher standard of living, Bill Of Rights, relatively low taxes. I feel your pain.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:02:22 am)

Cushca:
And twats like you on every street corner.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:05:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
Come on. That's only in Cleveland. Al Gore won New York by a huge margin by the way so don't blame me. Dubyah is up to eleven sylables before pausing now. He's getting better. Really, blame Florida and the Jews for Buchanan movement. I do.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:09:13 am)

Cushca:
I fucking love Al Gore.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:11:26 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
That's a very effective stop to a perfectly logical and reasoned argument. "Only a true messiah would deny his existence!" "Alright then, I AM the messiah"
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:11:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm glad you got your words the right way round in that sentence Bird. That could have come out very wrong.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:12:09 am)

rOb!:
Egads....my respect level for Heruka has bottomed out completely.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:14:23 am)

rOb!:
"And God dissapeared in a puff of circular logic."
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:15:25 am)

Cushca:
I honestly don't know what you could mean.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:15:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
Q.E.D
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:16:07 am)

rOb!:
Let's all just put on our Peril Sensitive Sunglasses and wait out the Dubya years....
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:17:45 am)

rOb!:
Preferably in a cave somewhere...
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:18:04 am)

Detlef Sping:
Queenie Ed?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:19:10 am)

Decoy:
Dove é il bagno? Si, grande testicolos verde!
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:27:33 am)

Detlef Sping:
George W Bush is a strong charismatic leader a bit crazy, but the best presidents were. He might try growing a small moustache for even more effect.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:28:44 am)

Detlef Sping:
And shave his head and eyebrows.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:31:32 am)

Detlef Sping:
replace his teeth with stainless steel.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:34:03 am)

Detlef Sping:
The world would take notice for sure.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:34:11 am)

Detlef Sping:
Tony Blair would have trouble topping that. or even his lying, lurching, drunken son Wally. AUF!
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:39:04 am)

Cushca:
Auf indeed.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:43:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
Funny guy that Sping.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:50:46 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Well, it's been stimulating. And now I'm off. G'bye, socialists.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:53:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good night GB
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:54:34 am)

Unknown Species Of Large Poisonous Spiders Invade Windsor Castle:
Windsor Castle was on red alert today after a colony of "mystery" spiders was found living underground. World renowned entomologist Graham Smith was called in after British Telecom engineers discovered swarms of the giant venomous creatures on underground cables at Windsor Great Park, metres from the Queen Mother's weekend residence Royal Lodge. Mr Smith, a member of the Project-ARK conservation team with a mission to save endangered species, said the creatures can attack and will not be repelled by conventional means. He believes the spiders, which have a leg-span of up to 9cm, may be a new species that must be preserved. "It's an extremely exciting find because they are probably a new species or a species that we thought had been extinct in this country for thousands of years," he said. "Who knows how long these spiders have been in the royal park because they live under-ground. There could be literally thousands and thousands of them. It would be no surprise if they are living underneath Windsor Castle itself. The species is certainly venomous and the jaws are strong enough to penetrate human skin," he said.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:55:42 am)

Chewing Wax:
Let's see them castle guards not move when one of them spiders bites them on the ass.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 11:57:49 am)

Henry Rawlinson:
Bicycle clips. Ha Ha
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 12:00:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. That is funny.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 12:03:15 pm)