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Cushca:
Wanker-packed.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 9:30:21 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sign me up for all the events. I love sports days.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 9:36:50 am)

Cushca:
I bet you do.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 9:38:26 am)

Cushca:
Plimsolls.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:04:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
I have an outfit I wear to sports days. Quite striking really. Straw hat, pin stripes, walking stick. You get the idea.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:05:41 am)

Cushca:
Yes. Yes I do.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:07:02 am)

Detlef Sping:
Peanuts.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:09:17 am)

Spikey Jake:

I have your order ready Mr. Sping.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:10:36 am)

Cushca:
I think that could be what the lino underneath Chewing Wax's fridge looks like.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:12:15 am)

Detlef Sping:
Breathtaking.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:13:10 am)

Detlef Sping:
It looks much like an arial photo of Wolverhampton.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:15:32 am)

Cushca:
It does actually. You can even see the ring road.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:16:03 am)

Detlef Sping:
and the magic roundabout.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:16:59 am)

Cushca:
Yes. That too.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:18:09 am)

Detlef Sping:
I go to bed tired and wake up tired. I think I'm going insane.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:21:28 am)

Heruka:

(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:24:00 am)

rOb!:
Norm & Cliff = Bob and Hank?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:24:11 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Di manakah terletaknya tandas?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:25:02 am)

Cushca:
Eh?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:25:26 am)

Heruka:
Going? Going? Gone! Bert and Ernie.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:25:34 am)

Detlef Sping:
For sure. Perhaps if I ate something. food would be a start.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:25:56 am)

Chewing Wax:

(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:27:25 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
It's Malay. It means "Where is the bathroom".
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:27:36 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
In Cantonese: bin do hai sai sau gaan
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:29:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
really?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:29:26 am)

Cushca:
Bollocks.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:29:50 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I'm telling you, it's the truth. You type either of those phrases into a search engine and see what you find.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:33:46 am)

News that eats your keys:
ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - Ethiopian doctors have removed more than 200 nails swallowed by a mentally ill patient after the man complained of stomach pains, his surgeon said on Monday. Medics spent more than an hour extracting 26 ounces of items from Gezahenge Debebe's stomach after an X-ray revealed it was crammed with assorted pieces of metal``The metallic objects removed from the patient included 222 rusty nails, keys and coins,'' Assefa Woldu, surgeon at the Tibebe private hospital, told reporters. Woldu said 40-year-old Debebe was thought to have eaten the items during his 20 year career as a mental patient.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:33:53 am)

Cushca:
Can you have a "career as a mental patient"? What are the job prospects?
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:35:00 am)

Cushca:
And I'd like to attend a union meeting.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:35:16 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
"Dear Sir. I would be most grateful for an initial interview with you to discuss my CV, enclosed. As you will see, I am a prolific fucking mentalist and feel that I would be an asset to your organisation".
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:39:48 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
"Yours sincerely, George W Bush".
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:39:57 am)

Heruka:
Ah, Dubya Jr.. The greatest Pres. since Reagan. He's got balls. Cushca's got a resume going for mental patient career. She's been rambling incoherent monlogues for years now.
(Tue Jun 19, 2001 - 10:44:16 am)