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One day a little fat boy came a walking in the store
He brought a pound of sausage and piled them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle and he whistled up a tune.
And all the dog meat sausages went a dancing 'round the room.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:54:25 pm)
Heruka:
Would you rather have me call her ho-bag?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:54:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Me? Call her whatever you want. Don't call her the C word though. She'll freak out.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:55:28 pm)
Heruka:
That's enough bad paetry for me for today. Night.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:55:51 pm)
bela:
Ho-bag? Now that is just totally gay.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:56:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
At least it rhymes. Mostly.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:57:50 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Screw this. I'm outta here too. I've got meat to grill from Verbeck's Meats and Sausage stand. Mmm. Real natural casing!
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 4:59:27 pm)
:
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead,
And now your head is stuffed with bread.
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:01:29 pm)
Queenie:
I never capitalize the word god. I would sooner capitalize "easter bunny".
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:04:01 pm)
Queenie:
I already told you you'd be in my flick, bela.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:04:15 pm)
bela:
Oh yeah, someone trying out on tuba. Cool.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:13:01 pm)
bela:
What would that entail?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:13:31 pm)
bela:
Hey Q, I just went to your website about the movie. Your friend Ed isn't involved in it anymore? I thought he wrote the damn thing.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:41:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Not capitalizing God, to show either disdain or disbelief when writing of the Judaic/Christian/ Muslim god is just stupid. It's incorrect . Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean you don't capitalize the name. Like Santa Claus. Fictional names are capitalized. You just show your ignorance.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:43:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And you call yourself a writer. For shame.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:44:33 pm)
Queenie:
I wrote the damn thing. He wrote the novel upon which the screenplay is "loosely based". The novel was conceived by both of us. The novel and screenplay are radically different stories. You can buy the novel from amazon.com by the way...
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:44:47 pm)
Queenie:
Hey wax.... bite me, assfinger.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:45:23 pm)
Queenie:
That's my new favorite smack name. Assfinger.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:46:07 pm)
Queenie:
A man rides into town and hops down off his horse and says to a young boy sitting there, "Young man, water my horse." "But I'm not a stable boy!" the kid replies. "I don't care about your mental condition," the man said, "Just water my horse!"
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:46:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
it's a good one
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:47:54 pm)
bela:
Oh, I see. Sounds good anyway. Sounds like a hell of alot to put together though. All the actors you have lined up - your friends so far?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:49:45 pm)
Queenie:
I consider "god" to be an idea or concept, like gravity or swing music, not a proper name.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:49:50 pm)
bela:
You rebel.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:51:20 pm)
Queenie:
Some of the actors you see on the website are friends and probably won't actually be used for the real deal. They were chosen long ago before everything got this big. Some of them are real actors, like Cybele and Victor Morris and Brett Kucera... but a lot of them will be replaced with gen-u-ine actors, especially the leads.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:51:26 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Well that's just wrong. Sorry.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:51:45 pm)
bela:
Do you have any financial backing, or is this all going on credit cards?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:52:16 pm)
Queenie:
Thank you for enlightening me. Oh my god, what was I thinking, for christ sake!
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:52:39 pm)
bela:
You like GLove? thats really funny. I used to know them pretty good. I worked with Jeff Clem the drummer for a very long time. I didn't realize they were so big.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:52:56 pm)
Chewing Wax:
poor bela. She doesn't even capitalize her own nickname.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:53:08 pm)
Queenie:
No backing yet, bela. A lot of the reason we're going to LA next month is to try and shake the money tree, and pimp our asses like dirty, dirty whores.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:53:21 pm)
Queenie:
G Love is the man! Although I am quite pissed that they skipped over Portland during their recent tour.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:53:53 pm)
bela:
Poor bela is right.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:53:59 pm)
Queenie:
I don't think they've ever had a "hit single" but I have all their records anyway cause I love them so! I've seen them as house band on Jenny Jones and Ben Stein's show.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 5:54:50 pm)