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Frank sat barely conscious in the warm sun, cross-legged on the damp sandnear the water's edge. He could hear the waves' gentle rush up thebeach, followed by the soft crackle of tiny air bubbles popping inthe sand. The wind blew in from the ocean, just like it did onwatery planets throughout the universe.
(Sun Jun 17, 2001 - 4:54:23 pm)

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He played an tuba. The end.
(Sun Jun 17, 2001 - 4:56:12 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Film: "[Movie] Star Trek 9: The Search for Frank". Plot: An Oregon woman pounds the pavement to procure this planet's perfect tuba prodigy protagonist for her professional motion picture production premiere.
(Sun Jun 17, 2001 - 10:25:21 pm)

Heruka:
Everything was going great. Until my nephew pulled a pair of his underwear over his head and started dancing around in front of everyone. They say he gets this behavior trait from me. I don't see how.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:35:45 am)

:
Neu! 75 is awesome.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 1:06:10 am)

Queenie:
I'm off to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Hope it doesn't suck.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 1:22:08 am)

Queenie:
Suck it did not.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 3:41:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello everybody
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 8:58:06 am)

Cushca:
Hello.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 9:28:09 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Good afternoon. Someone please tell me a joke. I haven't heard any new ones for ages, except a rather lame one today which was all about sexual innuendo.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 10:01:25 am)

bela:
Tuba prodigy? Is there such a thing.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 10:01:41 am)

Heruka:

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP Station.

(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 10:52:40 am)

Queenie:
Bela - yes but not in america, that's for certain.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:16:32 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Now that's funny. The BP station. Tuba players aren't funny. They swan around the tube with their expensive musical instruments and a paper cup with a sign on it saying "I no speak English, I no money, you help please". Sell the bloody tuba! Get yourself down to Mr Pound's Perfectly Plausible Pawn Emporium!
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:29:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
My god in heaven! Buck's on trial!
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:32:25 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_1394000/1394188.stm
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:32:28 am)

Heruka:
"Buck faces charges of.......damaging British Airways crockery,..."
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:36:05 am)

orange:
back again at a later date. you'd think they'd want to avoid him flying!
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:36:13 am)

orange:
he'll do time for the crockery. that's near high treason for seriousness.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:36:52 am)

Queenie:
Crockery?
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:37:01 am)

Sleepy:
The maniac has left another message on my voicemail. What a joy the mill telephone is.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:46:20 am)

Sleepy:
I've never done jury service, but that would be excellent. That judge is going to need some pretty persuasion. Ho ho ho.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:47:47 am)

Queenie:
Chicks really find Benecio Del Toro sexy. I don't get it.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:49:45 am)

Queenie:
Ken has been asked to be on a new Ed McMahon show, like a new Star Search. Imagine that.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:50:53 am)

Cushca:
Statements. Always statements. Nothing else.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 11:53:43 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Tsk. Some prat actually came in here with his palm pilot. Wanker. Tsk. Goodbye everyone. I'm taking my hand to the doctor.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:02:44 pm)

Cushca:
Watch out for the nubbins.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:05:10 pm)

bela:
Listen to all this jury talk. I almost got picked for this break in robbery thing. The culprit was sitting in the room with his lawyer, it was really strange and then we all had to answer a series of questions. I didn't get picked. I sort of figured, I was the only white person that finished highschool. My friend was in a jury pool with Susan Sarandon but then someone started harrassing her so she didn't come back the next day.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:13:50 pm)

bela:
Benicio Del Toro is is creepy. He looks really stoned all the time too.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:20:32 pm)

Heruka:
You finished high school? You've got one up on me.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:32:26 pm)

Heruka:
High school was a nightmare for me. Between the wedgies, the whirlies and the cheerleaders beating me up for eyeballing them. Just times I'd rather forget.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:38:05 pm)

bela:
I barely made it out of highschool. I hated it, I just never went. My mother was psychotic so where I was or what I was doing didn't even occur to her, so I just never went. She hated my school too.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:45:57 pm)

Heruka:
My parents were always on my back. I didn't end up ina public school till after I got kicked out of two private schools. One in the 4th grade for smoking reefer.
(Mon Jun 18, 2001 - 12:50:56 pm)