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News as it bites your toes off:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - San Francisco Chronicle Executive Editor Phil Bronstein, husband of actress Sharon Stone, had his foot mauled by a rare, 10-foot Komodo dragon during a V.I.P. tour of the Los Angeles zoo, the newspaper reported on Sunday. Bronstein was listed in stable condition Sunday at a Los Angeles hospital where he underwent surgery to repair severe damage suffered during Saturday's attack by the giant lizard, which crushed his big toe, the newspaper said.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:12:29 am)

News as it bites your toes off:
Bronstein was shoeless at the time of the attack, according to the Chronicle. He had been wearing white tennis shoes but because the dragon is fed white rats, the zookeeper suggested Bronstein remove his shoes so the dragon did not mistake them for its next meal, which it did anyway.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:17:41 am)

bela:
Sharon Stone is a fucking snob, I wish that giant lizard mauled her face. Too bad.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:19:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
V.I.P. tour
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:19:30 am)

bela:
Fuck yeah. You know that poor dragon is turning on a spit right now over a big barbecue fire.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:23:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
hi bela. Big show tonight?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:24:56 am)

bela:
No, not that I'm aware of. I saw walter on Friday and he was sort of mean to me. It was funny.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:25:52 am)

bela:
He thinks I need to build up my solo repertoire so I learned some texmex polkas a waltzes and he was really frustrated about my triplets.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:26:58 am)

bela:
I can't play with him stomping his stupid foot.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:28:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
Well, your bands website says you're playing tonight. Triplets are a bitch.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:28:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not tonight. July 13th. Sorry. I'm an idiot.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:29:26 am)

bela:
Fuck that.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:29:28 am)

Cushca:
Fuck that.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:30:03 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
What an utterly pox-ridden day I'm having.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:31:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm sorry to hear that. Did you have your smelly sandwich?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:32:39 am)

(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:32:42 am)

bela:
Why GB? At least your day is almost over, I just got here and I already have problems. My slacker boss is getting married I found out, to some Irish girl.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:32:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
triplets
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:33:06 am)

Chewing Wax:
Irish? Are you fucking kidding me?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:33:25 am)

bela:
Yup, I knew that was coming.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:33:30 am)

bela:
I'm not kidding. Why? Whats the big deal? She has big blonde hair. I opened up something for him from a printer, I thought it was artwork but it was a picture of him in a tux with her at some fancy thing. I laughed an laughed and had my friend Marie give it to him and say that someone put it on her chair. If I gave it to him he would know that I would have opened it.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:35:02 am)

bela:
I heard he knows alot of famous people, maybe he was at the Oscars or something. He so nice though, I hope it works out for him. I think she gives him grief.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:38:07 am)

Cushca:
You just called him a slacker.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:42:33 am)

bela:
Yeah so? He is a slacker, a worse slacker than I am which makes me wonder how anything goes right with us. We're getting found out though.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:46:01 am)

Chewing Wax:

(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:46:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
Slacker means lazy do nothing. You can be a nice slacker.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:46:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good to see they planted new trees along pawn shop alley.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:47:24 am)

bela:
I'm pretty lazy and I do as little as possible. I don't care about moving up or impressing anyone. Kissing ass and all of that. I see so much of it going on here and it makes me want to puke.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:53:29 am)

Cushca:
What's your date of birth bela?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:53:52 am)

bela:
They should be glad i'm only 1/2 late everyday. I really rush to get here at 9:40.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:54:07 am)

bela:
I'm an Aquarious if thats what your asking.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:54:38 am)

Cushca:
No. Your date of birth.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:55:14 am)

Sleepy:
Not that we're going to chart you or anything...
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:56:40 am)