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Queenie:
I second the previous "global warming my ass" comment. Isn't it supposed to be summer? You wouldn't know it around here!
(Tue Jun 12, 2001 - 10:35:30 pm)

Heruka:
There's a pile of hay in the corner in which I lay my weary head. Darn SOME scientists who lack the nads to go against the will of their demon owners and jepardize their cash cow research funds. Me thinks Myk needs to lay of the CNN and The Washington Post for a while. Read The Wall Street Journal. It's a nice paper.
(Tue Jun 12, 2001 - 11:42:04 pm)

:
BSDR....i cn never get to it when i want to get to it.....
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 12:15:59 am)

:
hand me your wallet
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 12:16:10 am)

Patrick Welker:
Thas' me
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 12:16:31 am)

:
Smoking smoking smoking time yee haw
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 2:25:16 am)

Mrs Dr GB:

I see dumb people….they’re everywhere…they walk around like everyone else, and they don’t even know that they’re dumb….
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 5:24:50 am)

orange:
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.theonion.com/onion3722/girl_from_record_store.html
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 8:03:28 am)

orange:
'In addition, the report found that roughly 185 million Americans are "flab-ass flabbos who couldn't say no to a candy bar if their fat, stupid lives depended on it." It went on to warn that those with "gargantuan, sun-blocking rear ends" stand at greater risk of conditions ranging from heart disease to hideousness.'
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 8:47:18 am)

orange:
"Because of what they see on television and in advertising, many Americans are convinced that the nation is largely populated with hot, hard-bodied models who consume nothing but Pepsi and Chee-tos," said Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson. "This notion, however, couldn't be further from the truth. All you need to do is look around to see that we are, in the main, grotesque, repulsive fat fucks who have long ago given up maintaining a mote of basic pride."
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 8:48:31 am)

Decoy:
Which country is this?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:15:27 am)

orange:
yours, lard ass
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:18:40 am)

Decoy:
Anyway, we live on the east side now - we are moving to a tumbledown shack out in the country. High tech has all but dried up here, I am going to grow corn.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:21:37 am)

Cushca:
Maybe I should move over there, what with my enormous arse and all.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:22:10 am)

Decoy:
Hey, I have a hard ass, all my lard is kept in one place: just above my belt and just below my breasts.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:22:52 am)

Decoy:
Cushca, that might upset the delicate balance that keeps Britain from being flung into orbit.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:23:48 am)

Cushca:
You could be right.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:24:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
Speaking of which, there were three guys out in the bleachers at the ball game last night. Just three guys, and they were dancing, and the middle guy was the fattest human being I think I've ever seen. Must have been 400 pounds easy. So the jumbotron operator puts these guys up on the giant screen. The guy on the fat guy's left lifts up the fat guys shirt, exposing this huge blubbery expanse of pale white flesh. And then, the guy on the fat guy's right grabs a fistfull of mantit and starts shaking it around. It just kept getting funnier and funnier.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:35:30 am)

Decoy:
So I called Time Warner to cancel my Road Runner Internet account ... the girl, Sloan, was so very nice; she asked if I would rather transfer my account to the new house. I said I would love to, that I sure like me Road Runner. So I told her the address and pointed out that it was rather rural. But she insisted that they could send out a crew to do a survey and see if the could install it. I told her it was okay if it doesn't cost me anything. She said that they have cable in that town, it shouldn't be a problem. This I gotta see, the question is, will they actually come out to look. There aren't even sewers, water, or gas services out there ... . I figure I can get them to spend as much money as I have already paid them, and then get pissed off and indignant when they finally tell me that it can't be done. Ahhh, the head games with the cable company! Finally, the fun part.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:36:22 am)

Decoy:
Wax's story is much funnier.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:36:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
I guess you had to be there.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:37:11 am)

Sleepy:
Hello.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:38:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello skinny
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:38:46 am)

Decoy:
Sleepy is welcome in the US anytime, then?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:39:12 am)

Decoy:
Gotta go, kindergarten graduation today!
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:39:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
Wow. They grow up so damned fast.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:40:24 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
We saw a woman on the tube this morning who was fat, looked like a man, and had one exceptionally long toe. She really didn't seem to have very much going for her.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:41:00 am)

Cushca:
That was me you fucking bitch.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:48:01 am)

Sleepy:
That long toe keeps tripping me up.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:50:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
boom boom. The giant toe was a giveaway.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:50:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
Amoung other things I would imagine
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 9:50:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
What the hell did I say now?
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:08:01 am)

Sleepy:
It was unspeakably bad.
(Wed Jun 13, 2001 - 10:09:52 am)