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Cushca:
I think I slept with a member of that band on Friday night.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:30:26 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Allegedly. But the Blankety Blank I'm talking about is a fantastic - and quite awful - game show. There are six "celebrities" and 2 contestants. The host (Lily Savage, man-woman) says something like, "My wife has got such a big chest, that when we moved house we used her for BLANK". Then the celebs write down what they think the missing word is, then I say, "Storage, Lily" and Lily asks the celebs to show their cards. And as all six of them will have put "storage" I score six points. Woo hoo! Rock and roll!
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:31:07 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Lily Savage, ladies and gentlemen.

(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:31:42 am)

Chewing Wax:
I see. Yes.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:33:02 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I are going now. Goodbye, little ones.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:49:45 am)

Chewing Wax:
Have a nice safe trip home.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:52:25 am)

rOb!:
Ah, so it's like the Match Game. Only British.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:53:20 am)

Queenie:
And with drag queens.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 11:54:59 am)

rOb!:
Yes, it's brilliant.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 12:00:33 pm)

Queenie:
I don't understand why touring bands are avoiding Portland this summer. Madonna, Weezer, G Love... all groups I would love to photograph, all of them skipping Portland on their tours. What's up with that?
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 12:22:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's your festering male prostitute problem
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 12:24:31 pm)

(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 12:33:14 pm)

Queenie:
yeah but we got the backstreet boys. Woo hoo. Everyone's playing at the gorge ampitheater instead. That's five fucking hours away.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 12:34:07 pm)

Queenie:
Friends of Jenna Bush say they have a video of the president's daughter in a drunken state - Texas - and are threatening to release it. "It was a wild night, and she was feeling no pain," said a campus source.

Jenna Bush, only 19, was unknowingly captured on tape last month during a rowdy party attended by UT students.

"When that tape gets out, the White House is going to have a kid," said one ditto-head. "Some people want Jenna to fall on her face. On this video, she does - twice."

Meanwhile, Secret Service agents have been ordered "not to interfere with Jenna's drinking," according to insiders, "unless she begins to choke on her own vomit."

"Their father promised them they could drink through college, like he did," the source said.

Agents were waiting outside of Chuy's Tuesday night when Jenna tried to buy Cuervo margaritas using a fake ID. "The agents were driving," said the family source, "so Jenna wouldn't get arrested like her dad & Uncle Dick."

The run in with the law comes less than two weeks after Ms. Bush pleaded no contest to the latest charges of underage drinking by the now more-famous-than Britney teenager.

Now Bush may come within one strike of being sent to jail for six months under the three-strikes-and you're-out bill that her law-and-order father signed into law while governor of Texas
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:17:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What the fuck is up with this "only 19" bullshit? The drinking age was 18 when I turned 18, and then moved to 19. The drinking age in Ontario is 19. Who the fuck cares? She's not 12. She's a party girl. God bless her.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:20:28 pm)

Cushca:
I say, save the kids from the morning-after, mind killing head pain for as long as is possible. I don't think you should be able to drink until you're forty.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:22:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Ah, remorse.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:31:25 pm)

Queenie:
Chelsea Clinton never go into this sort of trouble.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:39:04 pm)

Queenie:
go = got
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:39:09 pm)

:
goo
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:51:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She was a lot younger. And dweeby.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 1:54:13 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
She had those teeth, didn't she. Anyway, her dad got into enough bother for all of them.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 2:20:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Exactly. And she's probably roughly 430 times smarter than Jenna Bush. and her twin sister combined. Just goes to show you.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 2:34:03 pm)

Queenie:
I was watching a Natalie Portman movie in spanish. This is how bored I am.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 2:34:52 pm)

430 times smarter than Jenna Bush. and her twin sister:
she begins to choke on her own vomit. in spanish.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 2:42:02 pm)

Uh oh:

(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 3:37:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sure that green glowing teraforming mustard/jellyfish hybrid is scary, but that's no reason not to come on into the lounge and have a drink. First shot of Cuervo is on me.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 4:56:09 pm)

Queenie:
Mmm.... cuervo...
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 7:24:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
All right! Just for coming in the lounge first, Queenie gets to have sex with me.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 9:50:59 pm)

Myk Murphy:
after reviewing today's events, i'd like to know how long cushca has been partying with jenna bush. heruka, you travelin' man. don't miss Churchill's war cabinet rooms tour. it's amazing. and take some pictures from that london eye ferris wheel thing. and a picture from that wobbly millennium bridge thing.
(Mon Jun 4, 2001 - 10:47:33 pm)

Queenie:
Aw geez... do I have to?
(Tue Jun 5, 2001 - 12:13:21 am)

Decoy:
Yes, but you should do it twice, the first time is no fun.
(Tue Jun 5, 2001 - 8:26:30 am)

rOb!:
Bummer....
(Tue Jun 5, 2001 - 8:59:14 am)