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Myk Murphy:
good afternoon, global destroyers. i think heruka's ready to join bush's cabinet. he can head the EPA. the weather is wonderful here, but it looks like mem day weekend will be all rainy. any big plans for anyone this weekend? i'll be sleeping.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 5:25:23 pm)
Queenie:
No liquified chili squeezins on mine.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 5:25:33 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, 7-11 hot dogs are somewhat toxic, but all too convenient. i really like the new Mountain Dew slurpees.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 5:29:04 pm)
Queenie:
I got the "big bite" and it had the taste and consistency of styrofoam packing peanuts.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 5:38:20 pm)
Myk Murphy:
ah, that's it. never, EVER, get the big bite. get 2 of the normal size dogs if you must, but avoid the big one. trust me on this one.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 5:52:07 pm)
Queenie:
Sometimes Nick Drake just sounds way too damn "hippie" for me.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 6:28:14 pm)
Maynard G. Krebs:
huh?
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 6:52:27 pm)
:
the "big liquified chili squeezins bite"
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 9:59:26 pm)
:
Everyone in Persia probably feels like I do.
(Thu May 24, 2001 - 11:08:55 pm)
Queenie:
That goddamn 7-11 hotdog has been haunting me all day.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 3:07:04 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
German magazine Stern reports that "a journey on an intercity train or London Tube has the same effect as a visit to a sadistic prostitute. You are tortured, humiliated and abused". I guess that just about sums it up.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 5:50:04 am)
Sleepy:
Railtrack is pleading for two billion pounds. Does that work, pleading?
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 6:07:29 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Never underestimate the power of mint.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 7:24:10 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Hail, Mr Ben! 
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 9:55:27 am)
bela:
Hi everyone! I'm home today. Laudry. Whoopdedoo.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 9:55:32 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Here comes Bod. 
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 9:58:01 am)
bela:
Last night I banged myself in the mouth with the steel broom, now I look like someone puched me in the mouth.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 9:58:32 am)
Cushca:
I think it knocked the n's out of your head too. Afternoon bastards.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:04:02 am)
orange:
you've done somene out of a job, i'm consulting the union.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:06:37 am)
Heruka:
After a thorough review of my finances, this is the only boat I can afford. 
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:20:47 am)
Heruka:
I'm home today too. Best yet, no school.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:21:41 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I'm at work. But I'm going home now! Hooray!
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:33:16 am)
Cushca:
Lucky bitch.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 10:34:32 am)
:
First year attorneys at law firms can earn more than $150,000 without management responsibility.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 11:56:09 am)
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(Fri May 25, 2001 - 12:21:49 pm)
Chewing Wax:
To get that kind of job right out of lawschool, you would have had to get straight A's, been on the Law Review, probably as editor, and you would be asked to work 95 hours a week, leaving you no time to enjoy your money. And that kind of money is only available in probably five or six cities, where the cost of living, specially housing, is rediculously high. I'm just saying.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 12:28:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And with that my favorite people, I'm off. Chautauqua bound, after I get my 32 tomato plants into the groud. Then I'm off. History. Austa La Vista. It's going to rain all weekend, but what do I care? I get to watch the Indy 500 without abuse.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 12:30:49 pm)
Heruka:
Even with that criteria, 150,000 is still nuts. And here I am living off Government cheese and tree bark.Yes, rain. Oh well. It's like April weather in May. And vise-versa. Strange.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 1:11:27 pm)
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(Fri May 25, 2001 - 1:28:45 pm)
Decoy:
Ahh, the gubmint cheese.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 1:29:57 pm)
Queenie:
"Actor Ben Affleck says British women are 'of easy virtue.'"
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 4:22:19 pm)
Queenie:
That boy is prone to opening his word-hole without thinking.
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 4:23:39 pm)
Queenie:
ubër
(Fri May 25, 2001 - 4:24:30 pm)