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Chewing Wax:
morning furry chums
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 9:17:40 am)

Heruka:
I can't wait to begin my next life. This one has been a dismal dailure.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 9:19:58 am)

Orville Redenbaker:
Would you like some Korn?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 10:19:16 am)

bela:
Thats crazy. You can't see your life as a dismal dailure. What life would you want?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 10:29:07 am)

Heruka:
I should be out storming castles, pillaging villages, marauding Spanish Gallions. Taking native women to be my many wives.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 10:47:55 am)

bela:
Well then, comparitively the life you lead is a dismal dailure.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 10:56:36 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Bela, have you considered a career in counselling?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:09:04 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Decoy, might we have some baby ephemera in the lounge in place of the ballons? Some ... I don't know. Baby ephemera. Teddy bears or Pampers that can tackle wet poo, or something. Do you have that advert in la-la-la-la-la-lamerica? About the pee and poo?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:09:56 am)

bela:
Wet poo? Who had a baby GB?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:13:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Not me. My friend. She had it yesterday afternoon at 5.37. Bravo!
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:17:51 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
As for wet poo - there's a hideous Pampers advert at the moment shot from a baby's eye view. Voiceover lady says "You're five months old. Your digestive system can only handle fluids, which has it's advantages". Then you hear the mum clucking "good girl" and the baby's got milk round it's gob. Then voiceover says "It also has it's disadvantages" and you hear the baby fill it's nappy. Then voiceover reassures us: "Pampers have created the Newborn nappy, which not only handles pee, but soft poo". Oh lovely. I'm just thrilled.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:19:46 am)

bela:
Thats funny. You're a mean auntie GB now. I'm mean auntie suzi.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:35:19 am)

(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:38:00 am)

bela:
What a cute baby.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:50:26 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I. R Leaving. Ta-da.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 11:59:13 am)

Paul Daniels:
It's crap isn't it?
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 12:49:16 pm)

bela:
AAARGH! I hate Daria!! Shes sitting in with my crush in Blasco Ballroom! I hate her! Blasco is pirating all of Chris's bandmates. Not only Daria but Jerkwater Johnny. Ooooh, I have to keep an eye on him.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 1:47:52 pm)

Queenie:
Nappy is a funny word.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 1:57:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
bela: in English
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 2:36:54 pm)

bela:
That big boobed band slut Daria ("Klotzy") is sitting in on bass with this band Blasco Ballroom. I have a crush on the singer and I really like them (blascoballroom.com). I hate her! I bet she'll go out with him now. And, they're having Jerkwater Johnny sit in with them too! Well Chris just told me that they don't have their tuba player anymore. Chris suggested I show up at the studio early and say to them, "Well, don't let me interrupt, I'll just be in the corner practicing some sultry tuba pieces I've been working on"
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 2:44:31 pm)

Jerkwater Johnny::

(Wed May 23, 2001 - 2:49:04 pm)

orange:
suicide watch are playing tonight in nyc.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 3:12:49 pm)

bela:
I don't know who that is.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 3:28:15 pm)

m©:
Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go. They got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque a go go.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 3:35:54 pm)

Heruka:
Lunch was a chicken quzadillo, with a hot tomato and a side of rice. Greasy but good.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 4:18:09 pm)

Heruka:
quesadilla
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 4:24:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I had grilled calamari in a butter and garlic sauce, followed by the beefsteak tomato and fresh mozzarella salad with endive and baby spinach, and then for the entree, a lovely medley of seafood, mussels, clams, shrimp and scallops on fussilli pasta in a saphron fume. Lovely.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 4:34:57 pm)

bela:
I had a bowl of soup and some crackers. Liar, you did not have that for lunch.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 4:38:58 pm)

Heruka:
He has MaCrapolds burger and fries. And a case of the runs, for good measure.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 4:52:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's a long way back to Germany.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 5:11:12 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i suppose it is, detlef, but not too long. i laughed excessively everywhere i saw "kaisershmarrn" (or however they spelled it) on the menu. for the record, i never ordered it. one must order carefully on bavarian and austrian menus. the potato salad was sent directly from god, however, so i had that going for me, which is nice.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 5:17:57 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i still have no idea what that stuff is. i'll look it up.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 5:18:33 pm)

bela:
I'll ask walter.
(Wed May 23, 2001 - 5:19:15 pm)