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Monroe:

Bright red eyes and a strange electronic humming noise with steam for breath and huge frisbees stuck to it's flipper-like feet. But it was a monkeyman. I'm sure of it.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 2:01:00 pm)

Balázs Bernát:

I was sleeping on the roof during the power outage here in Buddapest when something scampered up and bit my toes still recovering from the frost bite and that's for the sure of it. Momma? I need fresh bandages and some butter.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 2:49:28 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
I too have heard that buzzing noise, and the sky is swarming with flying lizards of all sizes and colours. Bela?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 2:51:03 pm)

bela:
Good grief. That is funny.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 2:57:19 pm)

News as it scampers up your leg:
There were different versions of how the "monkey-man" looked. Two portrait sketches, based on the creature's victims, suggested it was human. One showed a swarthy broad-faced bearded man with a flat nose, thick lips and a piercing stare. anouther, which could hardly have been more different, portrayed a broad-faced man with a receding hairline, a scrappy moustache, shabby sweater and dark glasses, reaking of Guiness. However, some residents said the creature was "as small as a cat" and had metallic hands, while a few others claimed it was a monkey who could turn into a metallic clawed cat.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 3:26:32 pm)

JIMMY:

Hi I just thought I'd say hi from Deli I'm on vacation and having trouble big time finding a place on the roofs to sleep. These screaming hindu's are nuts.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 3:33:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That was nice of him to drop in.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 3:39:19 pm)

BELA:
It really was.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 3:56:33 pm)

Heruka:
An alcohol problem in a Hawai'ian shirt.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:17:23 pm)

Heruka:
What's the deal with tis monkey thing? Why doesn't somebody just spank him like I do when the monkey starts getting out of control for me?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:24:09 pm)

Hey hey:

(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:38:30 pm)

bela:
Shut up Heruka, do you want Cushca to vomit?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:45:40 pm)

Bite me!
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:46:45 pm)

Heruka:
Cushca loves me. She really does. She called me 'intelligent'.

(Fri May 18, 2001 - 4:54:29 pm)

It's true, she used the word:
"Just about everything you write here sounds like you're reciting something you once heard a much more intelligent but incredibly, incredibly pompous person say."
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 5:09:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'ma goin home
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 5:10:51 pm)

Cluseau:
Do you have a license for the minky?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 8:34:41 pm)

(Fri May 18, 2001 - 8:43:52 pm)

(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:47:35 pm)

Decöy:
Hey everybody, look, I got Myk's umlaut, who wants to try it on?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:56:11 pm)

Decoy:
Cüshca? That's funny!
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:58:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm full of dinner. Good night.
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 12:24:43 am)

Wouldn't you agree?:
I guess "News as it scampers up your leg" is better than "News as it dribbles down your leg"
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 1:03:09 am)

Heruka:
And now as ther tears susbide, I find it all so amusing...
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 1:44:35 am)

theo:
spread the product.........
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 1:45:52 am)

Myk Mürphy:
nice work, decöy! yup, this keyboard has it all!! umlauts for everybody! äöü!! and a € for spare change, baby. having much fun in salzburg, we'll have you know. thankfully, the 'sound of music' crap has been kept to a minimum, despite the relatively large amount of americans here. the weather was supposed to be bad, but it ended up quite nice, so the traffic was lighter here. we watched a chess game played on a giant board, and we ate chocolate pretzels. paradise, in other words. aufwiedersehn until later.
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 8:52:59 am)

:
what tea/rs h?
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 12:59:04 pm)

Queenie:
I'm going to a party in LA and my fear of flying means 30 hours of travel on a train... vs 2 hours on a plane. *sigh*
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 4:16:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Fear of flying?
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 10:12:02 pm)

Queenie:
Well... fear of crashing, technically.
(Sat May 19, 2001 - 11:25:34 pm)

:
Yes, it's not the fall that kills you....
(Sun May 20, 2001 - 2:26:18 am)

rOb!:
That was me....
(Sun May 20, 2001 - 2:27:36 am)

Sleepy:
"Hot Horny Amatuers,and the Girl Next DoorDoing Anything You Can Imagine!!" Yet more spam on my Hotmail account. They can't even spell properly. Hello.
(Sun May 20, 2001 - 6:08:36 am)