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Sleepy:
From Word - Insert/Symbol. Then copy and paste.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:02:10 am)
:
Crack a few eggs.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:02:12 am)
Sleepy:
Or just nick it from Myk's title.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:02:48 am)
orange:
if anyone wants my life.... please take it.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:05:44 am)
Simian update:
A 40-year-old resident Raj Rani of Gali no 4 Subhash Vihar in Bhajanpura, suffered some scratches on the hand, on the neck, nose and head. Rani said while she was asleep on the terrace, she felt someone scratching her umlaut. She turned to see whether who was there. "I could not see anything, except a monkeyman which had red and blue bulb on his body. "I tried to resist but I was thrown down the stair and I received a head injury," she said. Her son Amit also claimed that he saw his mother struggling with someone, however could not make out with whom.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:07:56 am)
James:
Sure we look different and smell a little bad, but we're the same as you. We eat our rice with our fingers. We put our pants on one leg at a time.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:13:42 am)
Chewing Wax:
Just for kicks last night I listened to that Traveling Wilbury's/Dylan song "Tweeter and the Monkey Man". It pretty much explained everything, which is impressive since it came out in 1988.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:22:02 am)
:
Soon monkeyman, we will be in New York. Then we will have some fun.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:31:14 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
What a frightening simian.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:46:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Has anyone seen the trailer for Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes? It looks too good to believe.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 10:54:12 am)
Chewing Wax:
There's a flaw. Mark Wahlberg
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:01:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
He's not so bad I guess.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:04:55 am)
Cushca:
Does he get a prosthetic monkey dick?
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:15:25 am)
Cushca:
Maybe they'll give him a fake red baboon arse.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:16:33 am)
rOb!:
I was reading a conspiracy-minded report, and it said that the Monkey-Man attacks were nothing more than a story dreamed up by studio executives to nicely promote the new Planet of the Apes movie.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:22:44 am)
rOb!:
And just in the nick of time, too.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:23:09 am)
rOb!:
Death to the monkey men. Someone call in Mr. Heston.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:25:37 am)
rOb!:
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:26:16 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yeh, but why India? I suppose the research pointed to them as being the most likely to fly into a panic about it.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:26:22 am)
:
He was a gorilla
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:26:57 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I think it's Helena Bonham Carter. Has anyone seen her lately? No. I rest my case. Helena Bonham Carter is Monkeyman.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:27:00 am)
rOb!:
Sorry 'bout the double post.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:29:28 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's getting very very dark outside.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:44:08 am)
Cushca:
That's just like the map they have on aeroplanes where it shows how much further you have to go.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:44:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
Only at 500mph. Here's the thunder and lightening.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:45:29 am)
bela:
New York is one hell of a big state.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:46:10 am)
bela:
I have to drive to New Hampshire tomorrow morning, I hope it doesn't rain.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:46:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hi bela. What's in New Hampshire? Besides a lot of cows.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:47:54 am)
bela:
I have an appt. at tubaman Arthur Welch's to buy a pseudo tuba for my stuckup self.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:50:15 am)
bela:
He lives near Concord NH.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:51:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
She's actually quite actractive in a monkey sort of way
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:52:21 am)
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(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:52:36 am)
bela:
Her face color doesn't match her neck color.
(Fri May 18, 2001 - 11:53:50 am)