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Jerk Chicken Boy:
Is anyone here?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:06:58 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
There you are - are you coming out to LA?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:07:15 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
I'm always spicy
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:07:34 pm)
Decoy:
I swear I see a llama poking up out of the chimney.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:07:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Should I? I was thinking about it yes. Not confirmed.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:07:54 pm)
Kurt Vonnegut:
Kilgore Trout once wrote a whole book about a country that was devoted to fighting odors. That was the national purpose. There wasn't any disease, and there wasn't any crime, and there wasn't any war, so they went after odors. Like smokers and bean gluttons.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:07:57 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Does my boat look like garbage cans to you?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:08:42 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
Come if you want - but you shoudl let me know.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:10:23 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I thought I'd surprise you.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:10:42 pm)
Myk Murphy:
oh boy... someone posting as KV. he rules. my favorite living author (barely).
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:11:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I let you know by the end of the week. If not sooner. Okay spicy boy?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:11:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Joseph Conrad is dead right?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:12:52 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yes, recently... er, i think.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:13:43 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
welcome to the monkey house
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:13:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Is Kurt sick or something? I missed it? Too many smokes? Burned himself up? What?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:14:19 pm)
Myk Murphy:
no, wait... i was thinking of joseph heller. conrad is long dead. great book, heart 'o darkness.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:14:27 pm)
Myk Murphy:
kurt is mildly ailing, but his biggest health risk is from himself. suicide attempts occur every so often. the last was only a few years ago.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:15:24 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
welcome to the monkey house
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:15:37 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
so it goes
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:16:22 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
hi ho
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:16:28 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Yeh. Heller just died. I have an unopened set of tapes of Elliot Gould reading the sequel to Catch 22. I got it for Christmas. The one before last. Just found it in a box with other stuff from that Christmas. Like a 1999 Far Side calendar. I read the whole thing in nine minutes.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:16:40 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's right. Jerk Chicken Boy is a big Vonnegut fan. Do you have my Slapstick mr Hi Ho?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:17:14 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
Elliot Gould shout read the poems of TS Elliot. That would make more sense.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:17:44 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
Chewing Wax - YES I DO, but I though it was Mother's.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:18:19 pm)
Myk Murphy:
time flies. it's clear that your sibling is quite the vonnegut enthusiast, wax.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:18:23 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That was funny to me.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:18:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
The Elliot Gould one.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:19:26 pm)
Myk Murphy:
i've begun reading the new short story collection, but i'm only a few stories in.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:20:24 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
by the way - top two Superbowl commercials, E-Trade's dancing/conducting chimp, and the guy with the money coming out the wazoo. Although I don''t remember what the second one was advertising so I guess it wasn't effective, so to speak.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:21:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I gave Dancing chimp #1 as well. We've decided the cat herd was a good one too.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:21:59 pm)
Jerk Chicken Boy:
but what was the cat hearding advertising?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:22:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Elliot Gould's short stories?
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:22:27 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't know what the cat herding was. I wasn't really watching. I think I was trying to find a smoke I'd lit and lost.
(Mon Jan 31, 2000 - 2:23:10 pm)