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bela:
One time me and my friend were really drunk and we were talking about the chinese mani cure people, and she said that she was getting a bikini wax once and the woman jiggled her thighs and looked at her and said: "WHA , NO EXAHSIZE?"
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:13:44 pm)

Heruka:
Hairy eastern European women...
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:14:03 pm)

bela:
I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard. She was really funny. I don't know what happened to her, she disappeared.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:14:28 pm)

Heruka:
Chinese can be harsh. I've delt with this. But I don't think they mean any real harm by it. More of a culture thing than anything else would be my guess. I don't mind Chinese. Except commies. I's hates commies.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:16:01 pm)

bela:
Yeah, I find them more amusing than anything. Its sort of fun to make fun of them.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:20:12 pm)

Heruka:
It's too freaking cold here. Cold and wet.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:23:28 pm)

Queenie:
I had my nails done once before my wedding by a girl who kept complaining about how she only had one contact lens in that day. Needless to say, it wasn't the best manicure.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:24:58 pm)

Queenie:

No jail time for RDJ!
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:25:15 pm)

rOb!:
Congrats for Mr. Downey. His victory is a big step for drug addicts everywhere!
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:26:21 pm)

Queenie:
I want to send him fan mail while he's in rehab. Can you do that?
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:27:13 pm)

Heruka:
He's a loser. A complete loser.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:27:54 pm)

Queenie:
I've never written fan mail before. It's a special thing I save for junkie celebrities.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:28:12 pm)

rOb!:
What, are you gonna send him a cake filled with cocaine? If you are, can you send me one as well?
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:28:42 pm)

Queenie:
I just burped and it tasted like general tsao (sp?) chicken. I haven't eaten that in many days.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:29:12 pm)

Queenie:
No I would just send him a lovely letter stating my support of his rehab efforts.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:29:38 pm)

rOb!:
I don't think Downey really wants to be off drugs.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:30:17 pm)

Queenie:
I don't think he can.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:30:30 pm)

Queenie:
I mean, I think he's just one of those life-long addicts. He clearly hasn't the willpower. Sad.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:30:52 pm)

rOb!:
Well, at least he's still got Callista.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:31:04 pm)

Queenie:
And her diet pills.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 3:36:32 pm)

bela:
Who really cares? I certainly don't.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:00:51 pm)

bela:
That Alley McBeal show is so stupid, I can't stand her stupid face either.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:06:02 pm)

Heruka:
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who thought that about that show. It's nice knowing Iam not alone. I take great pride in the fact I have never seen a whole episode. I've almost seen one, but I saved myself by minutes. Just enought to know that I can't stand it.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:15:43 pm)

bela:
Strangers with Candy was the best show. I don't know why it got cancelled, it was so popular and funny.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:17:19 pm)

Heruka:
I always liked Norm. That show with the Canadian hockey player. Whatever happened to it? I never watched much tv. Lately though, it's all I seem to be doing. It's on anyhow. The perils of working at home...
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:22:42 pm)

bela:
Whah? Thats not Strangers with Candy - it was on Comedy Central. Really funny.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:33:37 pm)

Decoy:
I've never seen ally mcbeal either, for the record. RDJ and any other addict doesn't really want to quit. We always do what we really want. No matter what the indications. Last week I really wanted to get up and exercise every morning. This week, I want to lay in bed and watch the news ...
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:35:25 pm)

Decoy:
Norm McDonald, the weekend update guy.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:35:52 pm)

Alcohol:
Decoy dances when I tell him to dance.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:39:01 pm)

bela:
Oh, he had his own show I guess? I don't really watch tv. Sometimes I like to watch Fashion Emergency on E while I eat dinner and then I turn off the tv and don't watch it again until before I go to bed and I'll watch HBO or Blind Date. I really like that show, its funny.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:43:08 pm)

bela:
That is being really lazy Decoy having a tv in your bedroom.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:44:00 pm)

Queenie:
Strangers with Candy was the stupidest fucking show I've ever seen.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:50:15 pm)

Queenie:
The Chris Isaak Show on the other hand is just good TV.
(Tue May 15, 2001 - 4:50:34 pm)