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Decoy:
You want fries with that?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 8:20:01 am)

Decoy:
Happy Friday, everyone. Where's the office girl with my goddam coffee?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 8:24:37 am)

:
Welcome people. For your pleasure I will inroduce to you a man who needs no inroduction. A man who's greatness is beyond comprehension. A man who is so love by the world that even his enemies adore him. A man that truly is the light of the world. For your pleasure, I introduce to you HERUKA
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 8:58:49 am)

Heruka:
Good God. What the heck am I doing up so early?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 8:59:29 am)

Cushca:
What a supremely shit, badly typed entrance.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:09:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
Another one of these days eh? Good morning.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:14:28 am)

Pawn Shop Alley:

(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:15:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
That guy should wear black tie. Even short round guys look great in a tuxedo. And a nice bowler hat to round it off.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:18:35 am)

Pete:
Or how about a nice morning suit?

(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:19:36 am)

bela:
I can help here, although I'm better with women's clothes. We would have to know what the woman is wearing, if she will be with him, if you're looking for an outfit for a function.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:48:44 am)

bela:
That guy looks stupid, don't listen to him.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:49:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
Pete's a very bright guy. I wouldn't really take much fashion advice from him though.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:55:40 am)

Heruka:
Yes. My intro didn't quite pan out the way I has hoped. It's too early. Went to u2 last night. Me, my girlfriend and my nephew. He's 8. His first real rock concert. Good show. Definately worth the $3k I paid in tickets.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:59:22 am)

bela:
I'm sure hes a goddamn genius. He had no choice but to wear that silly monkey suit. I hate tradition. Its idiotic.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 9:59:50 am)

bela:
Don't listen to me, I'm cranky today.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:00:38 am)

Heruka:
I'm a genius. I've got my membersgip card in my wallet.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:01:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
Those monkey suits were pure class babe. You obviously don't have a clue.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:04:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
Chinese pants
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:05:27 am)

bela:
Didn't I just say don't listen to me I'm cranky? Pure class monkey's ass.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:05:30 am)

:
Tuba.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:05:41 am)

:
Clogs.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:06:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
U2 huh? Did they come out on the stage with their walkers?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:06:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sorry. They're not that old.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:07:22 am)

bela:
I'm going to a wedding next Saturday and I hear the bride's father is a hard core cross dresser. Excellent.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:09:12 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Some women complain about PMT. I just think of it as a chance to be myself.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:10:00 am)

Heruka:
I'm inclined to agree with bela. Those monkey suits are way outdated. U2 aren't much older than you. I believe you're closer to their age, than you are to mine. Geezer.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:12:19 am)

Heruka:
What's PMT?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:12:58 am)

Heruka:
Is that all you know are freaks bela? Do you know anyone 'normal'? Birds of a feather.......
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:13:59 am)

bela:
Isn't it great! It better dress like a woman. I like this couple Mike and Mellissa, they were over for a beer last night and Mellissa told me that she hung out with George Harrison the night before at this bar called Spa, where there was a porn party. He had a date and she left and these 2 big boobed blondes took him over.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:19:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
What the hell is a porn party?
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:21:23 am)

bela:
I have no idea. I didn't ask. I just assumed it was some stupid theme thing at a fancy bar in Manhattan.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:23:06 am)

Chewing Wax:
Okay then. I don't feel too ignorant.
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:23:40 am)

Heruka:
Lovely day!
(Fri May 4, 2001 - 10:59:22 am)