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bela:
REally? Then I'm one shitty thinker. I can't even use a calculator and I'm not kidding.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:25:58 pm)

Queenie:
So H, do you think that if someone isn't good at math then they'll never be a great thinker?
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:25:59 pm)

Heruka:
Nietsche sucked at alot of things. He was horrible at shuffleboard.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:26:57 pm)

bela:
YOur cat sticks his nose up your dogs ass? What is going on at your house? That isn't right.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:27:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
But a great thinker. I think.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:27:16 pm)

Queenie:
People that don't clean up their dog's poop should be flayed and burned with flesh-eating acid and forced to eat the steaming piles of shit they so thoughtlessly leave in others' yards.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:27:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No. The dog is the girl. The cat is the boy.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:27:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
If they have litter and garbage in their lawn, I don't pick up the dog shit. If it looks like they try to keep it clean, then I feel guilty about not picking up the dog shit.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:28:19 pm)

Queenie:
Dog owners that leave shit behind are the lowest forms of life. Along with collection agents and murderers.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:28:44 pm)

Heruka:
Mathamatic principles are simple logic. Algebraic equations are the best way to develope this train of thought.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:29:22 pm)

bela:
My dogs poop on the sidewalk so I clean it up.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:30:49 pm)

bela:
I studied Nietsche for about 10 minutes once.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:31:04 pm)

Heruka:
I'm getting a dog. An Irish Setter or Brittany Spaniel. I'm naming him Seamus. I was going to get a cat. Not now.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:31:14 pm)

Queenie:
I thought a great revenge plan would be to put on some old sneakers and coat my shoes in the shit, then go to the home of the neighbor who is guilty of the crime and walk all through their house, smearing the shit everywhere then saying, with wide-eyed innocence, "Oh, sorry. How could that have happened? I must have stepped in dog shit left behind by some thoughtless neighbor!" That would feel good.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:31:14 pm)

bela:
You can walk into someone elses yard?
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:31:35 pm)

Heruka:
I'll never clean up my dogs crap. I'll just find a neighbor I don't like. And use his lawn as my dogs toilet. I'm off. For real this time.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:32:27 pm)

bela:
The old neighbor next door, Mike, has this old dog Prince that he lets walk up and down the side walk and he poops in front of our house and then Mike takes one of those paint chipper things and flicks the poop off the sidewalk into the street. Very strange.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:33:11 pm)

Queenie:
Or, when a neighbor is walking their dog and lets the dog shit in our front yard, calling after them, "Hey, I think you dropped something!" And then when they turn around and look at the ground in confusion, I would say, "Yeah, right there. That big steaming pile of dog shit." Just to see what they'd do.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:33:17 pm)

Queenie:
No, not someone else's yard, Bela, I'm talking about the dogs that crap in OUR yard.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:33:53 pm)

Queenie:
Bad pick up line of the day: "Feel that? Give me twenty bucks and I'll let you taste it."
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:36:22 pm)

bela:
That is really rude. You can't do that in NY, you'll get killed. There are alot of "members only" clubs in my hood and they seem the least concerned about the dogs sniffing around the sidewalk.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:36:43 pm)

Queenie:
Happens all the time in our yard. But it's not like a yard yard, but rather the strip of grass along the sidewalk. The grassy area we walk through to get to our car, which is why we so often end up tracking crap into the car. I'm really thinking of getting a pellet gun. Those dogs and their owners should be seriously wounded.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:38:12 pm)

Queenie:
Horrible people. Disgusting.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:38:39 pm)

Decoy:
Yes, the comment was directed at Heruka. My feelings for Wax are widely known.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:38:56 pm)

Queenie:
My feelings for Wax are kind of squishy.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:39:49 pm)

:
flayed and burned with flesh-eating acid andforced to eat the steaming piles of shit
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:40:49 pm)

Decoy:
Warm and squishy, I bet.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:40:58 pm)

Queenie:
Brats on the grill tonight? I think perhaps yes.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:41:25 pm)

Queenie:
Yes, warm and squishy. Like room temperature jello
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:41:49 pm)

Decoy:
Like room temperature liver.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:42:47 pm)

Queenie:
Ew.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:43:01 pm)

:
steaming piles
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:43:15 pm)

bela:
Oh please Queenie, you have a crush everybody who is male.
(Tue May 1, 2001 - 4:43:19 pm)