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Chewing Wax:
Who the fuck is Richard Butler? And I know a guy who was married and had two kids before he turned into a raging Queen. It's true. Sometimes they don't know they're gay.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:08:51 pm)

bela:
Nonone said he was gay. Do what my friend Greg would do to noisy people down on the street. Throw a water balloon on them.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:09:20 pm)

bela:
Hes right. Look at my friend Alison. She has a sister and her mother is a big old dyke.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:10:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mooch is right. Some wet drunken heavily armed bastard would kill her and her family.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:10:45 pm)

bela:
I thought he was a junkie, but I wasn't sure.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:11:02 pm)

bela:
No they would not.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:11:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No? that's good then. I believe you.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:12:34 pm)

bela:
I mean, you never know what someone will do, but how are they going to get into your house? Does she live on the 2nd floor or up?
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:13:25 pm)

bela:
I'm not scared of drunks coming out of bars, I'm scared of 10 year old with knives and guns in my hood.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:14:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm scared of my boss's evil five year old daughter stabbing at me with Altoids tins and scissors. I'm scared of what I might have to do to her since her parents let her run around harassing me without any discipline whatsoever. Evil I tell yah.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:15:33 pm)

Queenie:
He performs too well to be a junkie.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:15:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You can lead a perfectly normal life hopped up to the bejesus on Heroin. It's true.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:16:35 pm)

Queenie:
Sidney is five. All she would do though is force you to sit quietly as she sang "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Miserables to you over.. and over... and over... and over...
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:16:47 pm)

Queenie:
Well then he's just too damn hot to be a junkie! Logical, I know.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:17:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My boss's daughter would stab Sidney in the ear with a pen knife and dance on her corpse singing that song.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:17:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I really really hate her
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:17:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
But it's really her parent fault. They are almost entirely to blame I think.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:19:29 pm)

Queenie:
Slip her some ridalin in her ice cream.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:20:30 pm)

bela:
Ha ha ha. Thats funny. How the hell does she stab you with an Altoids tin? You know how I hate undisciplined children. Look at that vermin that is Tom's niece. Her own father, tom's loser brother, can't even stand to be around her. She doesn't call him dad, she calls him by his first name. I don't even think she knows who he is. She has no idea who I am. I can't stand her either.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:22:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She is the freaking poster child for Ridalin. Her parents pretend it isn't happening.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:22:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Actually, it was empty and open and she was swinging the hinged top at my face while plunging it forward towards my eyes.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:24:00 pm)

bela:
Shes trash. Her mother is total trash and you should hear the accent. Really thick Staten Island awful talk.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:25:07 pm)

bela:
Thats really funny. Just say "Get away"! "You're working my last nerve kid"! Now off you go! THats what I say.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:26:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Okay. I'll try that tomorrow. Thanks.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:27:09 pm)

bela:
Don't be afraid to tell people their kids are awful brats. I did it all the time. I waitressed at this place where the chefs were the owners and this one owner;s kid Max drove everyone nuts so I told him his kid was a holy terror and he laughed at me. It didn't change anything but at least he knew how I felt.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:28:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Actually, they must know. I keep picking her up and carrying her back to their offices, but she seems to keep getting loose and coming back to hurt me.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:31:03 pm)

bela:
Can you post a picture of what she looks like?
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:36:10 pm)

bela:
Oh she has a crush on you.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:36:29 pm)

bela:
You should be flattered.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:36:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Nah. She's just not afraid of me. She looks exactly like that girl on Dark Angel, only five.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:38:09 pm)

Queenie:
You should tell your boss that you can't get any work done with the little demon spawn running around. What the fuck is this guy doing bringing his kid to work anyway? Why isn't she in school?
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:42:12 pm)

Queenie:
Get along, Kid Charlamagne.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:42:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm not the type to complain. Much. I mean... outloud. She gets out of school at 2:30.
(Wed Apr 25, 2001 - 4:48:45 pm)