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Cushca:
It sounds like Heruka's after a relationship where he doesn't actually have to have sex either.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:27:36 pm)
rOb!:
Damn. Forgot about the sex. But there's always conjugal visits, right?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:28:28 pm)
Cushca:
There are those, yes. But only if they're good and don't get into any catfights.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:29:35 pm)
rOb!:
Mmmmmm.....catfights.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:30:10 pm)
rOb!:
I've always wanted two women to fight over me, but alas, it's yet to happen.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:31:38 pm)
Heruka:
Either way, I ain't getting any. I've seen a movie about women in prison. Great flick.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:32:25 pm)
Cushca:
You should go to a Manolo Blahnik sale and grab all the pairs of black kitten heels. Then see how many women want a scrap.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:33:21 pm)
rOb!:
Yes, but they wouldn't be fighting over ME, just the shoes I'd be holding. It would be a hollow victory.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:34:39 pm)
Heruka:
I had women fight over me before.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:42:38 pm)
Queenie:
Maybe me and Bela can arrange something for you, rOb.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:42:54 pm)
Heruka:
ok, that's a lie. They had actually got into an arguement as to which one was going to beat me up first.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:43:56 pm)
rOb!:
I like where you're going with that, Queenie. Please continue.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:47:17 pm)
Heruka:
In the end, they both hurt me pretty bad. But there was something about a woman publicly humilating me that secretly excited me. I liked it.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:47:25 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Women fight over me constantly. All the time.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:54:33 pm)
rOb!:
Lucky bastard.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:55:20 pm)
rOb!:
Is it the cologne you wear, Wax?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:56:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't wear cologne.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:57:06 pm)
rOb!:
Then what is your secret?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:57:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I have no idea. I don't do anything.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:57:48 pm)
rOb!:
Hmmm...neither do I. I must be doing the wrong kind of anything, though.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:59:33 pm)
Queenie:
Wax naturally emits a pleasent musky odor that drives the girls mad.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:03:52 pm)
rOb!:
Some guys got all the luck.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:04:44 pm)
Heruka:
It's called bo, body odor.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:05:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's called deoderant Heruka. They sell it in drug stores and other places.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:06:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And showering everyday helps a lot too.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:06:29 pm)
Can't You Go Five Seconds Without Embarrassing Yourself?:
How long was that?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:10:26 pm)
:
looks like rain
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:12:47 pm)
Heruka:
Hmm. I will now prepared to get flamed. I just sent a scathing letter to the Fegmaniax list.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:16:55 pm)
bela:
I've had guys say perverted things about me. Thats always flattering. The last one I can think of was this guy Ralphy said to Tom after we had gotten married, "You married that fine piece of pussy" Very nice.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:18:45 pm)
bela:
Anyway. I've never fought over a man. Except once. This gross girl was trying to steal my cute boyfriend away from me so I pushed her into a wall when she wouldn't get out of my way.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:20:16 pm)
rOb!:
So, you wouldn't fight with Queenie for me?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:23:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Hey Heruka, what'd your letter say?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:23:21 pm)
Heruka:
It wasn't really scathing. I used no foul language. Right now some of the people on Feg. seem to be justifying the rioters in Quebec actions. The worst one was some jackass who said he's a "pacifist", then went on to condone the violence. They annoy me with their small minded garbage. Usually I let it go, but this time I couldn't
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 2:29:27 pm)