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ha:
relaxing on Hobnobbers patio
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 9:57:25 am)

Cushca:
Full. Yes.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 9:58:47 am)

News of the world:
Admiral Thomas H. Moorer, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the highest ranking military officer in the U.S. has concluded that China is planning on a major war with the U.S. within the next two years. Admiral Moorer believes a conflict with China over Taiwan is inevitable and that such a war is likely to lead to the use of atomic weapons by both sides.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:17:06 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I dreamt about Bill Clinton the other night. I dreamt that Clare Short (Brit politician) was the headmistress of my senior school and was showing me round. She threw open a door and all the teachers (including Bill) were in there smoking. She went up to him and told him to exhale.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:30:53 am)

rOb!:
What was he smoking?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:44:46 am)

Cushca:
Hello.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:46:58 am)

rOb!:
Howdy.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:49:00 am)

:
Single, sexy, and sweet, seeking someone with an open mind, and positive attitude to correspond with. Nothing else is really important! I, myself am very open minded and have a very positive attitude. I enjoy anything fun. I study psychology and am very in tuned with reality. If you even think you may be interested, please don't hesitate to write. I have no sympathy for those afraid of mystery. State: FloridaRace: White Birth Date: 7-29-76Age: 24Release Date: LiferMarital Status: SingleHeight: 5'6"Religion: ChristianDo you have children: Yes, 1, 7 years oldDo you smoke: NoSexual Preference: MaleDo you want mail from both sexes: sureEducation: 10thOccupation before prison: Bartender/clerkActivities in prison: School, work, exercise, self help programs
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 10:56:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
That's what the headmistress was trying to find out. That's why she made him exhale.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:04:06 am)

Cushca:
What is she in for?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:11:49 am)

rOb!:
She's a lifer.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:13:44 am)

rOb!:
Other than that, I don't know.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:14:04 am)

Cushca:
Yes. But what did she do. That's one question I'd certainly want answered.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:14:22 am)

rOb!:
If she's in prison for life, I doubt it was something as simple as a jay-walking charge.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:20:16 am)

rOb!:
She probably killed her last boyfriend.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:20:34 am)

(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:31:46 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
We could write to her and tell her off.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:47:12 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Anyway. Enough of this crazy axe-wielding pen-pal talk. I'm off home. Adios, shipmates. Keep 'em peeled.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:47:59 am)

Cushca:
They seem to have a plentiful supply of make up in prison. Her manicure is better than mine. Although, I suspect they probably have more time than me to sit around and perfect it.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:49:40 am)

Cushca:
What with them being crazy banged-up bitches and all.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:50:00 am)

Cushca:
I have a feeling banged-up means something else in America.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 11:50:19 am)

Cushca:
I am very, very, very bored.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 12:00:25 pm)

bela:
go shopping cushca.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 12:38:22 pm)

Wow:
Can you imagine what it must be like for attractive women to be without companionship? These incarcerated women are paying a price for crimes they have committed. These ladies are very real and are seeking you! Why not give it a try? Make the day of a lonely female inmate! She will get excited when her name is called to receive a letter from you. Just think how lonely it must feel at mail call to never hear your name called. Especially after being locked up for several years and her family and friends have deserted her. All of these women behind bars have written me a letter requesting to be listed. Some are just wanting a pen pal while others are looking for the possibility of a more serious relationship.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 12:39:42 pm)

Cushca:
Run. Run very fast.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 12:49:30 pm)

rOb!:
It's all too bizarre for me to contemplate: starting a relationship with a woman in prison when you don't even know what she's locked up for.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:09:45 pm)

(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:11:23 pm)

rOb!:
Is she an inmate? Do they let them cook polka casseroles in the pokey?
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:12:19 pm)

Cushca:
That's a fucking nice cell if she is an inmate. But do you think that's a real window? Or a painted one? A trompe d'oeil. Because that would be cruel.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:17:21 pm)

rOb!:
Well, they probably wouldn't let her cook in her cell, so it could be the nice kitchen of an upscale joint.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:20:49 pm)

Heruka:
It's a perfect relationship. You could go freely about your business without the trouble of having the actual relationship. You don't have to be home early, you could buy what you want. Great. And as for gift, just put $5 in her commisary for her to buy a new bottle of shampoo, and your home free.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:21:26 pm)

Heruka:
Microwaves. Some minimum security prisons allow inmates microwaves.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:22:22 pm)

rOb!:
It does sound great.
(Tue Apr 24, 2001 - 1:25:23 pm)