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We're sorry for the future Chinese military deaths that will occur when we retaliate for your roughish behavior.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:06:56 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I weep for those doomed asian devils.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:09:05 pm)
Queenie:
Ugh. POMN's not working again. And apparently I haven't been getting my emails either.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:09:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And now, it's too nice out to work. I'm going to lunch. If I don't see you, Happy Easter everybody. And Happy Passover for all our Jewish friends.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:09:57 pm)
Sleepy:
Bye. Have fun.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:16:52 pm)
Queenie:
Question: What were christ's last words on the cross?
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:17:07 pm)
Queenie:
Answer: Well this is a shitty way to spend easter.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:17:27 pm)
Cushca:
I hope that board mends quickly.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:20:16 pm)
Queenie:
A nun gets into a cab & the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring & he replied, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. Ask away."
"Well," the cab driver says, "I have always had a fantasy about getting a blowjob from a nun."
She replied, "Well let's see what we can do about that. First are you single? & secondly you must be Catholic."
The cabby says, "YES I am single & Catholic!"
The nun says, "Ok pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear why are you crying?" says the nun.
"Forgive me, but I lied," says the cabby, "I'm married & jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, cause my name's Mike and I'm on my way to a costume party."
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:21:25 pm)
Happy Easter:
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:21:50 pm)
:
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:28:55 pm)
m©:
What the fuck?
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:42:20 pm)
Cushca:
Precisely.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:50:32 pm)
Queenie:
That's a happy taxpayer.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 12:54:17 pm)
bela:
He's filing his taxes over the phone. I want a big m&m cookie.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:03:32 pm)
rOb!:
Christ's last words on the cross? I thought they were "You'll never get away with this, you assholes. Don't you know who my father is?"But then again, I'm no theologian.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:05:11 pm)
rOb!:
I did my taxes over the phone and got my refund eight days later.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:05:58 pm)
bela:
Wow, thats great. I'm a total idiot with that sort of thing so I have some shady mob accountant on Staten Island do mine. Makes sense huh?
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:11:39 pm)
Cushca:
That's OK, as long as you don't meet him on the ferry. At midnight. Third bench from the left.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:12:47 pm)
Queenie:
Apparently there is no statute of limitations on any returns you fail to file. If there's no filing, there's no date for the statute to begin. Therefore, any years you don't file can be subject to scrutiny until the day you die. Or until three years after you file for that year.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:13:29 pm)
bela:
Does anyone watch the Sapranos? I love that show, I'm totally sucked in.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:13:37 pm)
Queenie:
I heard there's a way you can get out of filing your taxes for the rest of your life, but you have to give up your social security number to do so, which means you'll never collect social security when you're old and gray.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:14:50 pm)
Queenie:
I really need an accountant. I'm years behind on my taxes.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:15:17 pm)
bela:
Reaaly? That sucks. You have a kid and all too, don't you get a big break for that?
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:17:49 pm)
Sleepy:
Have a good Easter. Goodnight.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:19:57 pm)
Queenie:
Yeah and we always have heaps more deducted than necessary, so if anything they probably owe US. Or at least it would all come out even. I used to have a good grasp on things until we started freelancing, then things just got waaaaaay too complicated.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:20:38 pm)
Queenie:
With the 1099's and whatnot.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:21:11 pm)
Queenie:
I'm going to go cook bacon now.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:22:50 pm)
rOb!:
Ooooh, I want some bacon!!
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:28:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I watch the Sopranos. Best season ever.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 1:59:33 pm)
Chewing Wax:
My wife thinks that Tony's psychiatrist sent Tony's wife to that other psychiatrist because she knew he'd tell her to divorse Tony, cause she wants him.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 2:00:28 pm)
Chewing Wax:
divorce?
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 2:00:42 pm)
Too Crazy To Not Be True:
Screen legend Marlon Brando, in what studio executives call his "first flat-out comic role" (don't they remember 'The Island of Doctor Moreau?"), has signed on for "Scary Movie 2," the sequel to the Wayans' clans comedy hit. Brando will rope in $2 Million for his role, even though he's only working for four days.
(Thu Apr 12, 2001 - 2:59:51 pm)